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i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

i just love being a human! when you breathe the air? that’s respiratory swag dude! am i right humans?

remember when everyone was really mean to popplio for no reason? fuck everyone who did that

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

who did this

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore there is a belief that the first person buried in a cemetery stays there and doesn’t cross over and helps other spirits move on and protects them from evil spirits, now naturally people want to avoid this fate for their loved ones and themselves so they would sometimes bury a dog first and it would return in the shape of a big black dog and protect the newly dead from evil spirits and occasionally the living as well

this kind of spirit is called a church grim

You mean it’s called a good doggie.

being interested in serial killers and their motives and what drove them to kill but understanding that they were awful people who did awful things and not normalizing/romanticizing them

romanticizing/being attracted to/admiring/shipping serial killers

Do you think being attracted by them is a choice? Like if I am a lesbian I can’t choose it, right? Same thing. Also don’t tag every fucking serial killer on this world to get attention

Honestly I was going to argue with you but the fact that you compare being a lesbian to being attracted to actual serial killers tells me that it isn’t worth my time

THE SQUARE ROOT OF Y I K E S

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

Shordy I don’t…

Mii-AUAHGH

look, amazon, when you’re right, you’re right

“and I say ‘him’ because let’s be honest: dudes do this. dudes are this stuffy and pretentious” - my late romanticism professor

also:

while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby