girl help

bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht 

Everybody be quiet and listen to his poem

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

@adadjokeforstrings

"you should've been at the club" YOU should've been at the club. in the catacombs. on april 2nd 1897.

i went to the illegal 1897 catacombs concert and nobody there knew you

walking for an hour is a such factory reset for when you want to kill yourself shoes on coat on hands in your pockets and keep it moving playa

im a bit jealous of the social life the birds hanging out on the power lines seem to have.

symbolism... save me...

symbolism

save me symbolism

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

the job market just isn't what it used to be

OUROBOROS WRAPPED:

you consumed yourself 74 times this year

you ended 4 cycles and started 13 new ones!

you did not break the pattern today, so the loop will repeat tomorrow

try again next year?

in the club asking the dj to play mary oliver reading wild geese

your daily walks wrapped

you soaked up 10,985 minutes of sunshine, rain, and other weather

you walked past 4,073 individuals you would describe as the most beautiful person in the world

you bore witness to 23% more of your local area than last year—good job!

you saw 3 of the weirdest dogs you will ever see in your life

you noticed 18 people visibly, tenderly in love with each other

you smelled 243 flowering plants & shrubs

you drank 267 delicious beverages

you were kissed invisibly and imperceptibly by 117 bumble bees and butterflies

you were witness to 87,441,289 gorgeous leaves