last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

Oh please…

Have nothing to lose.

REBLOG IF YOUR SHORTER THEN 5′2

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

“OH MY GOD ITS IDUBBBZ!”

ian talking about max (｡◕ ‿ ◕｡)

“it’s either all okay or none of it’s okay”

Are they protecting the liars from Spencer’s twin?

It’s You I Think About

Pairing : Kian Lawley x Reader

Author’s note : Thank you so much for this request I had LOADS of fun writing it so I hope you enjoy it . I also twisted it a lot I’m sorry if you don’t like it ,x.

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It was late at night and you didn’t want to be alone. So you walked downstairs to look for your roommate ,Kian. He wasn’t downstairs , he was probably in his room.

If he’s asleep I’ll just cuddle up next to him. you thought

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Best Friend’s Brother

Kian Lawley + Y/N

Request: Hii can you do a Kian Lawley smut, where he’s your best friends brother and you go on holiday with her family and you find out kian actually likes you and hook up?

A/N: Hi, I hope you guys enjoy this story. The ~ lines means it’s changing settings. And sorry it’s so long I got a little carried away with the storyline and made it super cute and fluffy so skip towards the end if you just want to read the actual smut. -AJ

(Y/N)’s Point of View

“Is that everything?“ Mr. Lawley asked us.

He was packing up the van for their families annual winter holiday. This year they let Izzy, my best friend, and her brother, Kian, take a friend with them so she asked me to come and of course I agreed. We all nodded or said yes and started filing into the van. We were on our way to Florida for a week and I couldn’t be more excited to get out of this horrible winter weather. Izzy and I sat in the back of the van while Kian and his friend Jc sat behind the driver and passenger seats.

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Part 2 😌