— @gaydarjedi

When u trying to have a horrible time

A moom and a snuh 

Let us all remember @rubyetc ’s gift of moom and snuh today

oh yes! 

in which my grin burns a hole in the page 

Coping Tool Kit/Calm Box/Self-Care Package: It is often helpful for clients to have a central place to keep items that will help them cope, and to prevent regression after termination. I have clients decorate their box and fill it with anything they feel will help to look back on.

Suggested items:

Does anyone have any other suggestions for what helps you or your clients?

more HP reread things: the shit you all knew was coming

this pride month, buy your local disabled trans gay a new power wheelchair so that I can celebrate pride outside!

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/sukies-wheelchair

just in case you havent heard it today:

Help a mentally ill 19 year old girl get out of her abusive household

If you can’t or don’t have the money to donate please just share this or give it a read

https://www.youcaring.com/farrah-815284

I hope adding unnecessary question marks culture never ends because like??????? I really love it

Things that are technically “Addams Family” canon whether we like it or not

I can’t tell if any of this is serious or a joke, and that’s the best part.

That summer camp NEEDED to be burnt to the ground okay

“Wednesday once had a crush on a boy so she tried to guillotine him“

completely reasonable response to having a crush on someone

First Date Ideas

Guillotinine-ing a boy because of a crush sounds like something Louise Belcher would take inspiration from.

Wednesday has set fire to the Jehovah’s Witnesses 

I would like to know where is it youre getting these facts from

Alright you want sources? I’ll give you fuckin sources.

This is pretty long though so under the cut.

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If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it’s unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge.

It just became second nature to close all the cupboards first thing in the morning (even though they’d been closed the night before). Which was when things escalated from banging cupboard doors to actually breaking things.

Faucets, door handles, curtain rods ripped from the wall… all the repairs started to add up.

“Look, I didn’t mind having an ethereal roommate, but I can’t afford to keep fixing all this shit. Here’s a pencil and some paper. Just write what’s bothering you–I doubt you could put anything that would be more expensive than having a plumber come out to replace all the faucets again.”

The next morning there’s a scrawl line at the top of the page that devolved into an angry scribbling mess that tore through the page. Two cupboard doors were entirely ripped off.

“I don’t want to get someone in to banish you, but this is ridiculous. Just tell me what you want.”

The second piece of paper is ripped into shreds and several knives are embedded in the wall.

A careful examination of the paper scraps show that it had the same scribbles as the first piece.

A quick trip to the library and a stop at a store later, there are kindergarten workbooks on learning to write spread across the counter.

“Look, I don’t know if you’re just being difficult, but I hope not. So I got an audiobook on learning to read and write, and here are some workbooks for kids–don’t get mad–to teach them their letters. Just press play on the stereo, and work through the books at your own pace. I’ll get more when you finish.”

The first workbook is half-completed before being ripped to pieces, but at least there was no other damage. Replacing it is significantly cheaper than replacing cupboard doors.

It takes awhile, but eventually the workbooks progress to a fifth grade level. These ones are starting to be more costly (they’re bigger, for one thing), but it’s not even the money anymore. Little notes scrawled in a shaky hand appear on the steamy bathroom mirror

Have A gooD dy

Or written in ketchup on the counter (that was a frightening sight the first time)

You R out of MLK

And then one day there’s a message taped to the fridge. The spelling and penmanship isn’t the best, but it’s legible and even signed.

Dear Occupente,

I have haunted this spot for ovr three huner hudre 300 years. My bones are dust and I am fergotN. I do not have wants to trap me. I am here 4 ever.

I am bord. Lonly.

I am sorrY 4 breaking things.

We be frends?

Syncerly Eloise

I love you, Eloise

Aww

“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”

“But I like both old and new songs”

“I also like polka?”

This man is a treasure.

Weird Al:

1. Is very cautious about the effect of his works, apologizing whenever he does something even a tiny bit offensive on accident.

2. Asks for permission from the creators of the songs he parodies, even though he legally doesn’t have to.

3.  Is a straight-up genius; he skipped two grades and graduated at 16 the valedictorian of his class.  He went to CalTech.

4.  Is often upset by the fact that any parody of any song is usually mistakenly attributed to him, espeically the dirty ones because he’s careful to keep his music safe for all ages.

5.  Is a genuine A+ human being, 10/10 would recommend.

6. Is everyone’s goofy uncle.

He can also completely change costumes in about 10 seconds.

As tedious as it’s been having people call me “that Dipper-lookin’ kid” on every video I post for the past couple of years, I think I’d actually kinda regret it if I didn’t play along at least once. The original stone eye of providence has been trampled into the soil by hundreds of children, but the pentagram from last summer remains intact.

Also, I sat on a log and now my legs are covered in sap. Now I remember why I stopped wearing shorts.

wait, isnt that the pentagram from that video of the dude following the trail in the woods and heavily criticizing the stone pentagram?

it’s the pentagram and the dude

Aishwarya Rai in Silsila Ye Chahat Ka from Bhansali’s Devdas (2002).  The level of glamour and ethereal aesthetics of a girl keeping a lamp continuously lit for her love since being separated in childhood—

that voice is insane also hair goals.

HONESTLY thank u all for appreciating my culture, i feel like we don’t get a lot of recognition at all. as a child, i used to feel like the odd one out for loving and admiring people like her. but seriously, indian songs/movies can be so beautiful and have so much elegance..and i think it’s really cool that you guys have noticed that

This is abslutely gorgeous!

holy shit she looks like a real life Disney princess *swoons*

The precision in the dancing is aaaawesome! :D

@theburbster