a loathsome beast, reminiscent of scrappy-doo

fucks me up that jerma just lives in nevada. even worse when he wears that stupid vgk hat like that alone is enough to cancel him. chat kill this fool

“but the germs :(“ get a grip and get over it. drink the concoction boy

one thing to know about me is that i’ll be eating potatoes

also i need phalloplasty NOW. where is my cock goddammit

”are you cooler irl or online” brother i don’t think anyone has ever looked at me or the things i’ve said and thought “wow he seems cool.” either you understand my brand of deranged internet transsexual or you look at me and think “wow that guy is pathetic. wow he’s weird. he’s like a neurotic prey animal. the spitting image of a wet paper bag on the side of a road and a soggy shaking chihuahua. this guy needs therapy.”

i forget alfira’s there for all three acts for most people. jumpscared by a screenshot of her in last light inn only to remember that im the outlier who only ever plays the dark urge and that the vast majority of people do not. do that to her in act 1

he did the splits that turn you into old willem dafoe

”haha i misread this as xyz and was so confused” have you ever thought that maybe you confessing your inability to decipher very obvious context clues and direct statements about what’s being discussed in order to turn what is a genuinely very serious, well-written, and thoughtful post into a joke is both not appropriate in this moment and literally never funny and is instead just extremely fucking annoying