sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

From Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Ginji's Rescue Team by Makoto Mizobuchi

Twin boys

“give us more mean female characters!!!” u all can’t even handle lae’zel bg3 or morrigan dragon age what are you gonna do when a woman who actually truly does not give a shit about you expresses that to your face

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

DRY CIDER = The Thoughtful Thirster

SWEET CIDER = The Joyous Drinker

people on the left love to point out instances of hypocrisy because its easy and you never actually have to make an argument, but you always leave the door open. i don't know how this keeps happening, like everyone says "hmm isn't it strange that chuds say racial diversity in a fantasy setting is 'unrealistic' but they're fine with dragons and magic" without fucking thinking for even a second. like, that implies that realistic grounded historical fiction is fair game to be all white, right? like you never actually said whether diversity is good or not, you just offered a contradiction that can super fucking easily be remedied and cruised over.

i know im autistic and im focusing too much on the informational value of the words u are saying, i know its another instance of birdsong where ur just signalling an ingroup and wielding power over the outgroup, but please think. take things literally for once in ur life

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

i was out with my ex once when three *very* young queer kids, like thirteen years old, came up to us and asked us “are you guys, you know…” and did the limp wrist thing at us. one of them loudly exclaimed that it was so cool to meet other queer people in real life. this was in public in an unbelievably conservative area - we didn’t even feel safe holding hands because we were surrounded by Mormons. we got lucky that day, but I’m begging y’all to remember that the world doesn’t work like the internet. other queers are real fuckin people. don’t do this shit. OP is right; tell me you like my jacket, or my patches, or the rainbow spokes on my wheelchair, but don’t out either of us!

This used to be standard operating procedure not even ten years ago: NEVER OUT OTHER QUEERS, even if they’re supposedly already out. Never assume that it’s okay to let third parties know that so-and-so is queer. Ever. You never know when you’ve found the one uncle with the heart condition that they can’t bear to risk telling, or the one neighbor who’s just threatening enough that they don’t mention it around, or even the grandma that they haven’t gotten around to mentioning it to yet. You might have just ruined a very important milestone for someone, or you could have put them at actual risk of harm.

Also… stop freaking assuming. If you don’t see a pride flag on them, please don’t just assume. You can’t tell ANYTHING about a person’s gender or partner preferences by what they’re wearing on any given day, what their hair looks like, or whether or not they’re using makeup. You legit cannot, and you look like a jerk when you try.

what’s fascinating about vivienne’s position at the start of dai is that she is a woman who has gambled and lost. had the chantry been victorious in restoring its peace at the conclave, vivienne and the mages she claimed to speak for would have been in an incredibly strong position: the few who remained loyal throughout, favoured above all others when “normality” returned. she was absolutely counting on this

the explosion at the conclave, of course, destroys everything. the chantry on which she had placed all her bets is brought to its knees. meanwhile, in her absence from court, her position there and all the power she fought hard to assign to it has been usurped by an apostate. it is only these circumstances that drive her to make an even more desperate gamble: on the upstart inquisition. more than anyone, her fate rests not only on the inquisition’s victory against corypheus, but also its sweep into political power. everything she has ever wanted for herself and for the people she speaks for hinges on this

her story could have been about that!!

I know I’m really late to this fandom, but Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan in Mass Effect 2 is one of the best things in any video game ever.

I just finished Priority: Tuchanka so let me say that Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan in Mass Effect 3 is one of the worst things in any video game ever.

Mass Effect heritage post

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

it's bad out there

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.