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Charles III: Don't paint my hands or face red, I don't want people to think I've got blood on them.

Painter: Of course, your majesty.

I can't even process how they did this. It's covered in rough and scattered paintstrokes. It's detailed to a pintip. It's all symbolic. It's a king's portrait. The slight red tint to his hands and face obscured by the red that soaks the painting. The lighting looking like it's filtered through leaves. A monarch butterfly above his shoulder. I don't yet know the artist but god they deserve a museum if this is their work.

The artist is Jonathan Yeo, who is a world-famous portraitist.

He first got famous in 2007 when he made an unauthorized portrait of then US president George W. Bush made out of porn magazine clippings

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

everyone has to stop making posts like "the world's loneliest ant has died in secret" its making me sad

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

I Needed to make some sort of Falin image after today so I whipped this up! I wish we had more extreme angle shots of the chimera...

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

Check out my cat’s amazing meow

i was in no way prepared for this

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

[ID: a screenshot showing two tweets by lumpen_princess. The first tweet reads "i feel like if [you're] french u should never call urself bisexual, if someone asks u you should just sorta shrug your shoulders and go 'oui, avec des hommes ... des femmes ... avec d'autres' while somehow smoking like four cigarettes at once"

The second tweet reads "this was the default sexuality of everyone in france until les américains invented le wokisme and ruined everything"

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