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Nanako pheles

@hikaryishtar / hikaryishtar.tumblr.com

call me hikary
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ancient sentient swords. ancient weapons that still live and havent been held in ages. ancient weapons that are terrified their user will die and leave them again

ancient weapons that detest and fear war. ancient weapons that loathe monarchies, ancient weapons that once had power to slaughter thousands but can now read intent and can sniff out corruption

ancient weapons that cling to you and sob. ancient weapons that talk about their old wielders. they talk about their smiles, their laughs, the things they wanted to do when the war was over, the things they did before the war. the simple lives, the simple celebrations and little rituals and daily tasks that everyone did.

ancient weapons that weep and sob when war seems on the horizon.

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RP Starters: Vampire

  • “When you’ve been alive for a couple of centuries, you kind of have to develop a different attitude towards life.”
  • “It’s daytime, you better have a good reason for waking me up while the sun is still shining.”
  • “I’d rather not dwell on the fact that I feel like drinking the blood of my best friend.”
  • “300 years of friendship ended in a single moment, and you ask if I’m okay?”
  • “At what point in the last century did humans forget what knocking was?”
  • “You are blood of my blood and all of that silly Bram Stoker mess.”
  • “I wouldn’t eat you if you were the last human on earth.”
  • “I gave you new life! And this is how you repay me?”
  • “How are you doing? Are you feeling…. bitey?”
  • “Does it hurt? You know… your… neck… thing.”
  • “I didn’t know whether I could tell you before.”
  • “Wait! You thought I was trying to eat you?”
  • “I have given you another chance at life.”
  • “We just need to get the blood off you.”
  • “Have you ever wanted to live forever?”
  • “You can smell my blood, can’t you?”
  • “No one can resist immortality.”
  • “Have you ever killed anybody.”
  • “I want to be with you forever.”
  • “No… I can smell your blood.”
  • “Where is your reflection?”
  • “What’s your blood type?”
  • “What does it smell like?”
  • “I’m not afraid you you.”
  • “Good. It smells good.”
  • “Can I turn into a bat?”
  • “You look… delicious.”
  • “Who’s blood is that?”
  • “Bite me. Please.”
  • “You killed me!”
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Arrest Arc

Ironwood: Specialists, arrest ARC!

Ironwood: ...

Ironwood: Specialists, did you not hear me?! Arrest, Arc!

Harriet: B-But... if we arrest, Jaune... who will compliment my thighs...?!

Winter: Who will finally show me true love and affection?!

Elm: Who will pick me up and kiss me?!

Harriet: Wait, Jaune can pick you up?!

Elm: With ease.

Winter: That's hot...

Harriet: Really hot...

Elm: I know right, and we’ll lose all of that if we arrest Jaune!

Harriet: What do we do?!

Winter: Well, either we dessert and join the Happy Huntresses with Jaune.

Harriet: But, I don't like Robyn...

Elm: Me neither; she like Ironwood; full of themselves...

Winter: Or we refuse the General.

Elm: That might be a good idea in general...I mean, the General's.. kinda lost it?

Harriet: So... we take down Ironwood then and replace him with Winter?

Elm: That works! What do you say, Winter?

Ironwood: You know I can here you? And if you don't arrest Arc, I'll have you charged for plotting treason and throw you all in prison for life! Now... ARREST! ARC!

Elm, Harriet, and Winter stare at Ironwood before looking at Jaune.

Jaune: Hi!

Winter: ...

Elm: ...

Harriet: ...

Winter: It's treason then...

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greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

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For the kissing prompts - 33: An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it 💖

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thank you for this lovely prompt! <3 and sorry that it took so long, my muse was on holiday? :D

cw: none, just 423 words of fluff

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“It was horrible, Geralt,” Jaskier said with his back to him. He was wildly gesticulating as he was telling Geralt about the contest and how he had lost to Valdo Marx. Geralt was sure that he had not really lost. For him it sounded more like they both had won, but it was clear that for Jaskier sharing the first place with his rival felt like a defeat.

“Not only had he stolen some of the lyrics from me and thrown them together without any sense of building a dramatic arc, but his lute was also off-tune.”

Geralt had never been good with words - consoling someone, giving advice, calming someone down. But he had learned that there were better ways for him to do these things for Jaskier without saying a single word. 

“Can you fucking believe it? His lute sounded like a cat in heat, I swear to Melitele’s other-wordly bosom that…” He stopped mid-sentence when he suddenly felt warm lips press on the top of his shoulder, where his unlaced shirt had come loose from waving his arms around and had slipped down a fraction. He gasped and a moment later felt Geralt’s arms wrap around his waist, pulling him to his broad chest. 

Jaskier had not noticed Geralt creeping up on him - too preoccupied with his rant to notice the approach of the light-footed witcher. He exhaled slowly and leaned back into the Geralt, letting himself be anchored in his strong arms.

“Do you want me to shut up?” he asked quietly after a moment. 

“No.” Geralt’s reply came quickly. “I just...don’t know what to say that would help,” Geralt murmured against his bare skin. “But I’m here. I’m listening.” 

Geralt could feel Jaskier smile, his cheek rounding out where he had pressed it to Geralt’s.

“Thank you,” Jaskier whispered.  

“I’m sorry I couldn’t be there,” Geralt said after a while. 

“Oh, you would have hated it.” Jaskier was right in part. He would have hated the crowd and probably most of the contestants. 

“I love to hear you sing,” Geralt replied. Over their friendship and their recent romance he had made an effort for Jaskier to communicate his thoughts and feelings. 

Jaskier turned in his embrace to face him. Geralt leaned forward and brushed his nose along his cheekbone and whispered, “this Marx guy has nothing on you.”

Jaskier giggled, one of the best sounds in Geralt’s life. “I think you are prejudiced on that,” he replied. 

“Or,” Geralt said and kissed him, ”I just have excellent taste.”

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im trying to save up for my most adult decision, im moving to Texas with the loves of my life. My manager has been messing with my hours and effecting my ablitiy to save. Im leaving for the end of December if anyone wants to help me out a little that would be awesome. I don’t expect any to help me with how crazy the world is, there’s no pressure.  gf.me/u/y7kzc3

I could really use the help my manger keeps dicking my schedule and i cant save anything when i work 3 days a week

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caitmayart

“Shh mama! I’m surprising you!!“  CR2 Ep109

 This moment took my heart and cradled it softly in gossamer and tucked it into bed. Thank you so much for making me feel so WARM.

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demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

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