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What’s My Perfect Crime?

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I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
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Anonymous asked:

sympathizer premiere pics review, plz? 🤩

(and if you want and have the time, any or all pics from the recent Esquire interview ... 🫶)

therdjspectrum answered:

i’m sorry it’s taken a bit longer than usual for me to post after an event, but—

After a year of being bald for the sake of art, Bobfather is making up for it by officially stepping into his Slut Era™ with his sheer shirt and hooker heels. All eyes are on him as he shows how much of a slut he is for his wife, his co-stars, and most importantly, the cameras. Love that for him and for us. 😌🕺🏽 || April 9, 2024

Robert Downey Jr. at the premiere for The Sympathizer in Los Angeles

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#SLUTTY bobfather#god the mesh shirt#is everything
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He wore black to officially bid goodbye to his days as an Oscar-free actor because from this moment on, all films starring the Bobfather will bill him as an Academy Award Winner. There is nothing more attractive than being on a stage to accept the most prestigious award in your industry while your loving wife looks beautiful as ever supporting you all the way through your journey. Just like RDJ, we’d like to thank his stylist Erica for giving us the best looks yet this awards season. || March 10, 2024

Robert Downey Jr. wins the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role as Lewis Strauss in Oppenheimer

#ACADEMY AWARD BOBFATHER
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Because a king and a winner should always be seen, Bobfather was back on the scene in a dapper pine green and black suit to continue celebrating the success of his film with his castmates. All he does these days is show up, look good, and be rewarded for it. At this point, we just hope his trophy shelf is reinforced with steel to bear all that weight. 🦚 || February 25, 2024

Robert Downey Jr., Cillian Murphy, and Emily Blunt pose on the red carpet at the Producers Guild Awards, where Oppenheimer won the prestigious Zanuck Award

#THIS COLOR IS SO GOOD ON HIM#HOLY SHIT
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Sometimes turning an outfit from bland to remarkable is all about including statement accessories. Susan’s already-beautiful dress is made even more gorgeous paired with the ultimate accessory that is the very attractive piece of arm candy she calls her husband. Bobfather, in turn, started the evening with a smart gray suit and made it look even better with a pair of brand new trophies he toted around for the rest of the night. We love the contrast of green and orange. 💚🏆🧡 || February 24, 2024

Robert Downey Jr. wins the SAG Award for Best Supporting Actor, and joins his Oppenheimer co-stars in receiving the award for Best Ensemble in a Motion Picture

#Susan looks HOT 🥵
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Aaaand the Bobfather makes an appearance in the UK to snag another shiny new award for his trophy collection. Grey on black will always be a classy combination, especially when it's paired with sky-high heels and later switched out from a collared shirt to a fun band tee. Who here wanted to be the little starfish brooch on his chest? Raise your hands. ⭐️ || February 18, 2024

Robert Downey Jr. wins Best Supporting Actor at the BAFTA Film Awards in London

BONUS: A cheeky little red carpet appearance from our beloved Bobble Butt 🍑

#we stay winning#bobfather#rdj
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Sometimes, things run longer than you expect and next thing you know, it’s dark out when you finally leave for home. Be like Bobby, turn contingency plans fashionable by wearing neon yellow shoes to important events. That way, even if it’s pitch black outside then not only will others see you, but your bright footwear can also safely guide you home! And if there’s still daylight by the time you leave, well, it’s all about making a statement. 🌝 || February 12, 2024

Robert Downey Jr. and his Oppenheimer co-stars arrive at the 96th Academy Awards Oscar nominees luncheon at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California

#ugh I love him
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In a maroon suit with a low-cut tank top that gives us a glimpse of his tattoo, and another pair of red-bottomed heels, a very slutty thotty daddy Rawbert is clearly on a mission to kill us all this awards season. We are totally okay with that. 💯👀 || February 9, 2024

Robert Downey Jr. accepts the Maltin Modern Master Award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, with speeches from Rob Lowe and Cillian Murphy

#GOD#he’s so slutty
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. attends the Maltin Modern Master Award during the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

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When it comes to presenting awards, Robert is all about being the perfect match for the person he’s honoring. || January 18, 2024

Robert Downey Jr. presenting the Trailblazer Award to Christopher Nolan at the Sundance Film Festival’s Opening Gala

#he looks so fucking good
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"I was just thinking this morning; I love critics. It's all I think about. The Critics Choice Association, you know, they've given me such beautiful feedback. Really, just so many great moments and some of it so poetic."

Robert Downey Jr. at the 2024 Critics Choice Awards

#lmaoooo
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hello!! i'm very excited to announce that @therdjspectrum blog has been revamped and is ready to post regularly now that robert downey jr. is back on the scene more often!

the desktop/tablet site has been completely redone and is more easily navigable with an actual tags page (tags to be populated as we post more). there's dark mode available for anyone who prefers to view it as such. next up we’ll look into including rdj’s upcoming projects and event appearances to make this more in line with a fan site, though the priority will always be keeping track of his fashion.

that said, the best part of all this is that we also have our own domain now!

check us out at therdjspectrum.com and send us messages if you'd like us to rate a specific outfit. and if anyone is interested in being part of the blog, please let me know 💜

#it’s been a wild week
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#extrovert vs introvert energy

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. & CILLIAN MURPHY attend the 2024 Palm Springs International Film Festival Film Awards

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