Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

I couldn’t finish my April Fool's Day fanart in time but here's a very very unfinished sneak peek

april fool's day!!!

the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.

why are you like this

the way i am i will admitte makes little sence: i am a twitte. but who is werce- the crazy gal or she who kepes her as a pal?

why must you

i must becos this simpel meme is now my lyf, my waking dreme. if i should try to speke in prose the cow appears:

he liks my nose.

are you kidding me

i kid yu not. i shall not tire. to rime this way is my desire. the world may bern or floode insted: but i’ll be here to lik some bred.

even your tags were in lik the bred format

i give up

this post has killed me

just yesterday the words above were sed by jess who has no love  for any childe made up of rime. she may yet change. i’ll give her tyme. 

#oh hey there meme of lik the bred#its been a while#thought you were dead#but since youre back#ill raise a toast#i tip my hat#i tag:#long post 

–Genius tags courtesy of @arcnoise

The warm one, the cold one, and the cat that's getting tangled in their hair

(based on the lovely rote fic "of cats and closed doors")

You better watch out, buddy – I have extremely unusual life experiences which I mistakenly believe are universal, and I'm about to misinterpret your post in ways you can't even imagine.

this is such a rude and obviously targeted thing to make me, a man with a problem, read

Anne of Avonlea by L. M. Montgomery

thinking about how Fitz seems so blind to Kettricken's affection towards him in later books. I think he tried so hard in Royal Assassin to block Verity's feelings from overflowing in himself that he just could never consider it afterwards. and it was quickly filed away under Things Too Uncomfortable To Contemplate

Moments when Anne, who says that she does not care about Gilbert and will not mention his name, always subconsciously cares about him. (first book)

1- "And Gil—I mean some of the others are so smart at it (about geometry)

2- "I’m glad because Gil—because some of the boys in school are Grits."

3-"But I hate to stay home, for Gil—some of the others will get head of the class, and it’s so hard to get up again."

4-"When I’m going through here I don’t really care whether Gil—whether anybody gets ahead of me in class or not."

5-"I tried to remember the time Mr. Phillips made me sit with Gil—with a boy."

6-"Gil—the boys in school will never get over laughing at it."

7- "And Gil—everybody will get ahead of me in class."

8-"It would be such a disgrace to fail, especially if Gil—if the others passed."

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

nobody knows what ptsd is

used this post

you can only reblog this today

Althea, Brashen & Malta in Liveship Traders: yeah Amber’s not really traditionally beautiful. Her features are too sharp and shes tall and skinny. Her colouration is unique and she looks striking but thats about all

Fitz in Tawny Man: The Fool glows with an ethereal beauty. I was entranced by his piercing eyes. His delicate hands and slender form belie an unexpected strength and when he moves, it is with the fluid grace of a dancer or acrobat. As lord golden, he is the most attractive man in the whole wide world and everyone is in love with him.

i'm sad bc i love people who are far away from me... i'm delighted by the fact that i live in a world where i can love people who are far away from me... the conundrum of the day

I know the names of cats across the oceans that I may never get the chance to pet, but to know they exist is a gift all it's own.

I think Robin Hobb is the most interesting person on earth. "I hate when people assume my two main characters are romantically involved. I'm gonna write them having a daughter and dying together while merging their souls and calling each other by their own names btw"