they're putting me down for gay boy activities

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

Romans will see a mouse and eat it

absolutely trippin on chocolate brownies (remembers brownies are a common vessel for edibles) normal brownies (remembers how lame that sounds) that have drugs in them (doesn’t want to lie that i use drugs) the drugs are love (doesn’t want to sound corny) and guns

just shot a gnome

#cottagecore

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

Don’t forget the absolute cherry on top that was reaching out to the actual dog shelter to tell them their tumblr account got hacked, only for them to say, “We’ve never had a tumblr account”

good morning. let's get this bread

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

still trying to figure out how to draw my rook 😭 this shit's hard af....

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I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce