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Don't hate me just because I can kick your ass

@whosayscrimedoesntpay

Name's Dan O'Mara. Freelance gun for hire. Drop me an ask if you need a job done. ((RP blog for my original character. May include some OOC posts. Fantastic art of this guy's dumb face done by @hippano))

Sigh. Kamal keeps rambling on about owning a 'few' katanas. And I can't talk him out of it. What should I do?

He's gonna do it anyway, mate... you might as well have a say in which ones

He wants- as he out it- an armful. We are NOT going to have an armful of katanas in my flat!

Your flat? I thought it was OUR flat. Now I'm very sad~

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You've moved in together? Congrats

Barb looks like a lovely girl and definitely seems like a character. I'm sure she's a sweetheart, as long as someone doesn't break in during the night

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Oh Kamal already tried that, and I can confirm you're exactly correct.

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Dan and Jamie, sitting in a tree....

~Charlie

Finish that rhyme and I'll make you eat a vegetable.

Oh no. We're late! I hope Dan hasn't been waiting for too long yet!

Is this why you were so flustered when you arrived? Mate, Barb was off chasing other dogs and not giving a shit about anything else, you're good

Yes, sorry. First Tais decided he wanted to help me clean and ended up dousing himself with baby powder and then we missed our stop...

And now it's raining...

Good thing I have this thing called "a flat". Very good at keeping the rain off.

Are you sure? I wouldn't want to impose...

James.

Shut up and let me make you tea. I don't think either of us are prying those two apart any time soon anyway.

Hahaha. You're right, you're right.

Tais really likes your dog. And I'd never say no to a tea. Should I...cook us something?

I mean, sure if you want to. But not if you're doing it as some sort of repayment thing

Oh, no no! I just thought... Tais and you might get hungry so... It's already past dinner time too.

Well, that sounds nice.

Oh no. We're late! I hope Dan hasn't been waiting for too long yet!

Is this why you were so flustered when you arrived? Mate, Barb was off chasing other dogs and not giving a shit about anything else, you're good

Yes, sorry. First Tais decided he wanted to help me clean and ended up dousing himself with baby powder and then we missed our stop...

And now it's raining...

Good thing I have this thing called "a flat". Very good at keeping the rain off.

Are you sure? I wouldn't want to impose...

James.

Shut up and let me make you tea. I don't think either of us are prying those two apart any time soon anyway.

Hahaha. You're right, you're right.

Tais really likes your dog. And I'd never say no to a tea. Should I...cook us something?

I mean, sure if you want to. But not if you're doing it as some sort of repayment thing

Oh no. We're late! I hope Dan hasn't been waiting for too long yet!

Is this why you were so flustered when you arrived? Mate, Barb was off chasing other dogs and not giving a shit about anything else, you're good

Yes, sorry. First Tais decided he wanted to help me clean and ended up dousing himself with baby powder and then we missed our stop...

And now it's raining...

Good thing I have this thing called "a flat". Very good at keeping the rain off.

Are you sure? I wouldn't want to impose...

James.

Shut up and let me make you tea. I don't think either of us are prying those two apart any time soon anyway.

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