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RYUKO MATOI DEFENSE SQUAD

@sukajanryukos / sukajanryukos.tumblr.com

Jack | he/him | 28 | PA
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that genre of male online food personality that's marked by a fetishistic obsession with wagyu beef and bone marrow and getting the perfect rock-hard crust on a steak and they all sell their own line of spice blends.. there's no joke or further observation here they're just so grotesquely interesting.

when they do that thing where they drag a knife over a steak after they cook it so you can hear how much it sounds like pulling a rake across concrete, that's actually a mating call so that all the other nearby dudes with beard silhouette branding know that they're in heat

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omghotmemes

Senpai says you’re welcome

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

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how do you just get up and deal with the fact that there’s a last time for everything. there was a last time you sat on your dads shoulders and there was a last time your mom tucked you into bed. there’s going to be a last time you kiss your sister on the head and there’s going to be a last time you hug your best friend. there’s going to be a last time you feel exactly as you feel right now and there’s going to be a last time that person says i love you. i need to lay down

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spice-ghouls

Iain Thomas, The Light That Shines When Things End

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