reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine.

Do you think you can break in?

You look too young to have gone to medical school.

Chris Evan’s on set of “Materialists”.

Repost from @justjared

Me after staring at the 10 words that I’ve written in the span of 10 days:

Me after writing more than 1k words in one sitting:

My Autobiography™

Two important stages of writing as told by Nick Miller….

Bottom Line?

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

Peter Parker typing out an angry internet rant to send back to the entomologist about “this is fucking bullshit I feel like ass I walked into six walls and I’m sweating fucking GLUE”

People keep asking him for updates and he does two more before deciding to become a superhero and deleting his reddit account

Six weeks later someone else posts about how “so that one spider bite guy. The one who kept. Sticking to walls. And this, uh. New hero guy. Climbing walls. Spiderman. Connected?”

I'm so tired...

@murdock-and-the-sea @chase-your-dreams-away

Jeremy Renner and Florence Pugh behind the scenes of HAWKEYE

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

An always-reblog. 😄

OH MY GOD

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

Omg I need this injected into my veins expeditiously 😭😭😭 This reader is giving human disaster vibes and I’m here for it 😍😌

Human disaster, fake-dating, and STEVE?

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