dreamingofher

[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

fuck i cut this bagel so fuckin good i hope someone i hate kills themselves today

he's the first rapper in history to be killed by an anti-tank rifle. blew his head smooth off while he was driving, bullet overpenetrated and got one of his producers sitting in the back too

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

wikipedia Tell me if this man’s gay

iit means you need to boil him in oil

m,y tuube:)

you jack off all trades?

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

You can't be talking like that, statics homework