So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute. 

Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:

- My saltine cracker

- The concept of Kansas

- My dearest manila folder

- That beige color they paint offices

- Bleached white rice

- You blank word document, you

- My perfect suburbs Republican

- Tap water

like ngl people who whine about “antis” are the most painfully stupid group on here. like this shit isnt NORMAL in the real world, pretty much any person you encounter has views that you all could label as ‘anti’ views bc thats like.. universal basic decency that only starts to get lost in such large scales in some relatively niche spaces.

like if youre a grown adult buying into that shit youre pretty much either an absolute idiot or youre like. a predatory creep who knows exactly what youre doing, and either way its embarrassing and nasty as hell

The distractions…

Shit is crazy out here

I swear I was just talking to my mom about how no one is talking about Flint anymore as if the water problem has ceased. Smdh

Hey guys here are some places still taking donations!

Help for Flint

Life USA

United Way

Community Foundation of Greater Flint

Save the Children

Donations have slowed down, we do have water stations you can go to and get as many cases as you want but if donations dwindle, u cant go get it…don’t forget about my city…

source: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115007729788-Heads-up-for-AT-T-customers

In other words, if you’re using an ATT email for your Tumblr account, you need to go change your email or you will pretty much be…

banned

Well this sucks but I don’t want it catching people by surprise so signal boost I guess

what the actual fuck

THIS IS REAL.

IF THIS AFFECTS YOU, GET A GMAIL ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING AND SET IT AS YOUR EMAIL FOR YOUR TUMBLR PREFS RIGHT AWAY. YOU HAVE TODAY, TOMORROW, AND THURSDAY TO DO SO OR YOU LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR TUMBLR.

shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

i’ve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash i’m going to reblog this again

is owen wilson an accent

this is a very serious manga

This blog is 100% trans friendly

And yes you Non-Binary and gender fluid people are welcome too 

Why aren’t we talking about this??!!

this is important!

We know why.

It doesn’t fit the narrative..

Can we get this dude a kickstarter to raise enough for a high-end meal and cab fare for him and his family? He clearly deserves it.

(Marine Corps Times article) (CBS news story)

“By creating the exit, Yousuf estimated that about 70 people were able to get out of the nightclub safely.” He saved 70 people. That’s 70 more people that could have died that night. This is so important.

quick reminder to all of you who take prescribed antidepressants, antianxolants, etc. Please, please, stay cool this summer. It is incredibly important that you remain hydrated and in the shade as much as possible to avoid overheating. Your meds can increase your body temperature. If you feel faint, get inside, lie down, and drink a glass of ice water. Your body is a lovely muffin that’s at that perfect stage of golden brown. DO NOT cook yourself. 

Wait. Antidepressants can make you overheat more quickly??? This makes so much sense, wow..

Yes, they can!

also if you take any ADD/ADHD meds like adderall or vyvanse remember to drink a lot because those meds are pretty dehydrating!

y’all know gay men can be friends, right? like i’m just checking? you don’t have to assume every gay man who’s friendly with another one in canon definitely banged him. you know this right? gay men can have other gay friends without sex being involved?

HAPPY ❤️💛💚💙💜 PRIDE 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 MONTH 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

This is so pure :’)

how can people say Wonder Woman is too serious of a character when this panel exists

@fryinghotpan

All I want in life is the motivation of a sports anime protagonist

trans people saying “im scared to be myself in public” is not and never will be the same as you cis people saying “im scared to be supportive in public”

hey reblog this