Just looking out on the day Of another dream

please make the canon character simp for your oc even if it's in a minor way even if it's slightly OOC please please please do it I promise it's okay please do it please

actually even if it's in a major OOC way do it anyway go crazy go insane I'm so dead serious it's about fun PLEASSSSEEEEE

"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

yeah.

Holy shit I knew it was bad but this is DIRE

I have NEVER seen a tiktok with this much vine energy I swear

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Person: (picks up H and A balloons so they spell “ha” for the camera and laughs. They switch the balloons so they spell “ah” and scream loudly with the end of the video cutting them off)

yeah oi cunt how many other farkin blokes d'ya know with spider powers its just me and big fella over here

please australian spiderman this doesnt involve you

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

doing it stupid is the only way to get less stupid. you'd think this would be obvious by now, but you see the thing is. i'm stupid.

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

too bad, im showing you anyway

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

Moon Moon’s brother Dong Dong

This Belongs Here

@caputvulpinum

i am literally wearing a pair of these as i post this i love them theyre so silly

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

burn out

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans girl teen is annoying and makes cringy jokes y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around Bridget who likes to make Blahaj jokes than someone who is mean.

I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a nonbinary teen is annoying and dresses weird y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Bug who is scene than someone who is mean

TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

So I learnt about this as part of a paleontology lecture talking about how it became accepted that saber teeth don't hinder the animals ability to eat

Citation - those people who stuck some on real lions which were able to eat without problems once they got used to them

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