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Hello! It is I!
Why haven't I been here? I came down with a 101°F fever and it's been kicking my ass really hard. I'm still sick, but I gotta pay the bills so I'm at work doin my job. Thankfully I get to sit at a desk all day, not thankfully it's a twn hour shift. Anyway. I'm slowly gonba start answering drafts, asks, and IMs. But feel free to come plot with me or chat today! I've got ten whole hours of boredum ahead of me.
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Arranged marriage AU starter sentences
- “So you’re my future bride/groom? You’re not what I expected at all.”
- “I know it doesn’t seem so, but I will take care of you.”
- “Let’s get this straight, I’m only agreeing with this arrangement so my parents would shut up.”
- “I…think I’m in love?”
- “You don’t have to worry, I’m never going to touch you.”
- “I look forward to getting to know you better.”
- “Are you scared? Don’t be. ‘ll protect you from today onwards.”
- “You are the reason why I can’t be happy.”
- “I don’t want to marry you at all, the person I love is someone else.”
- “We’ll make this work out.”
- “Don’t run away from this, from me!”
- “I can’t believe they’re making us get together.”
- “It’s crazy, isn’t it? Two complete strangers who know nothing about each other being brought together like this.”
- “The moment I saw you, I knew we were meant to be.”
- “I know it’s already been arranged, but let me do this properly…Will you marry me?”
- “All right, all right! If you’re so against it, then we can work together to sabotage our own wedding!”
- “If I don’t win your heart in a month we can call off the wedding.”
- “You are mine now. Don’t look at anyone else.”
- “Don’t cry. I promise I will love you and protect you to the best of my ability, til death do we part.”
- “I have loved the idea of you since before you were even born.”
- “ have been eagerly awaiting the day I could finally meet you…and I am not disappointed. You are beautiful.”
- “I don’t think this is going to work out. It’s a mistake to go through with this.”
I decided to add some more political/ royalty specific themed ones:
- “I can do this. For the sake of our kingdoms.”
- “This is a good match. Our families’ alliance will be stronger than ever.”
- “Aren’t you happy to give your future for your people?”
- “I’ll try my best to be a good husband/wife/spouse. Though I don’t feel like I’m ready. The threat of war couldn’t wait, though it seems.”
- “Even though this was chosen for us as children, I could never be ready for the day.”
- “I don’t want this, but I won’t turn my back on an alliance to save my people.”
- “You’re a worthy prize to stay my hand. Thanks to your beauty, your people won’t suffer anymore. Aren’t you glad?”
- “A prince/princess/royal for little old me? The approach of my forces must have really terrified you.”
- “Our heirs will surely be beautiful, at least.”
- “Is this the only way to save our kingdoms? Not that you’re not lovely. I just don’t feel ready.”
And some same sex ones:
- “Though the question of an heir remains, I’d say I got lucky.”
- “Desperate enough to give you to me even though there will be no heir. I must say I’m pleased.”
- “I never thought I’d be able to marry who I wanted– at least you’re my type. It’s a start.”
- “I can’t believe my father/mother/parent listened to me. At least I don’t have to hide who I am with you, right?”
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Hatful words sentence starters
TW: profanity, mean/hateful words
“Fuck you!”
“Do you know how much I hate you?”
“Why won’t you leave me alone?”
“Fuck off!”
“I can’t stand to even look at you!”
“I hate you more than anyone else.”
“It’s crazy that I loved you once and now you’re the person I hate the most.”
“I despise you.”
“You’re the worst thing that ever happened to me.”
“How can I love someone like you?”
“Bold of you to assume that I can actually stand you.”
“I’m only tolerating you right now because _ likes you.”
“I wish you’d just go away.”
“I want nothing to do with you.”
“All you do is mess things up.”
“You ruin everything!”
“Asshole!”
“Get away from me!”
“I hope you step on a lego.”
“I can’t believe you thought I’d be okay with you around!”
“I never want to see your face again.”
“I hope bad things happen to you.”
“You don’t deserve happiness.”
“You’ll never make it anywhere.”
“You’re just wasting everyone’s time.”
“Everything you touch, you ruin.”
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fallasea:
SOOOO……….. LIKE.
- I am ENTHUSIASTICALLY wanting to write with you but I am SLOW.
- I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY TO GET OOC MESSAGES BUT I AM SLOW.
- HOLY SHIT LIKE I ALWAYS FUCKING WEEP WITH UTTER FUCKING JOY WHEN I GET ASK IC BUT I AM S LOW.
- LIKE I AM GENERALLY VERY SLOW BUT I APPRECIATE MY MUTUALS.
- I AM SUPER RIDICULOUSLY SLOW BUT I REALLY want to LIKE CULTIVATE OUR MUSES RELATIONSHIP 100000% OKAY?
- I’M JUST
- SO SLOW
- AND I AM GRATEFUL FOR THOSE WHO WAIT
- AND YES WE CAN BE SLOW TOGETHER.
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✧ MAGIC SENTENCE STARTERS.
relating to, but not limited to, witchcraft & witchery. may or may not contain triggers, categorized by good/bad/neutral as requested. please proceed to read/reblog with caution.
GOOD MAGIC
❛ not all spells are bad, you must stray away from the bad magic. ❜ ❛ there’s nothing wrong with a bit of magic, as long as it’s for the good. ❜ ❛ you’re like a vase and the magic is the water. ❜ ❛ i don’t need magic to see that. ❜ ❛ not every spell is considered to be bad. ❜ ❛ this spell book here contains no such bad magic nor will it ever. ❜ ❛ i’m working up a new potion. it’s for the greater good, of course. ❜ ❛ i’ve never used my powers/magic for anything but good things. ❜ ❛ there is no competition with magic, you either possess, or you don’t. ❜ ❛ no one power/magic is better nor greater than the other. ❜ ❛ remember, everything you learn is to be used for good. ❜ ❛ you think every witch/sorcerer is bad? do i look evil to you? ❜ ❛ i’ve only ever used my magic/powers for good. ❜ ❛ it’s not the magic/powers that are bad, it’s the person who possesses it. ❜ ❛ there is good and bad in everything, you must always chose to be good. ❜ ❛ my powers/magic are not a weapon! i will not be treated as such! ❜ ❛ i cannot help you with your wishes, it’s far too evil. ❜ ❛ magic is a delicate thing and i treat it as such. ❜ ❛ i don’t always use magic/my powers, i don’t always need to. ❜ ❛ it is a blessing not a curse, it’s only a curse if you wish to do evil. ❜ ❛ i did come here to show off my powers/magic, what do you take me for? ❜ ❛ i’m not a witch! i’m a person possessing magic. big difference. ❜ ❛ these are healing potions, they will heal just about any form of life. ❜ ❛ the good always outweighs the bad, just remember that. ❜ ❛ it’s best to use magic/powers when you understand them. ❜
BAD MAGIC
❛ i’ve never used magic for anything other than evil. ❜ ❛ i will be the greatest and the most powerful, mark my words. ❜ ❛ i’ve hexed so many people, i’ve lost count. ❜ ❛ a curse is never easy to lift, hence the sole purpose of it. ❜ ❛ what’s the point in having powers/magic, if you don’t take advantage? ❜ ❛ you have always abused your magical privileges. ❜ ❛ i wouldn’t use my powers/magic for the good if it was life and death. ❜ ❛ you really only know how to cast curses/hexes? ❜ ❛ i specialize in curses and hexes only, anything else is just noise. ❜ ❛ shhh, you shouldn’t even speak of such dark magic. ❜ ❛ this book is full of the darkest magic you’ll ever read. ❜ ❛ what is the difference between voodoo and dark magic? ❜ ❛ dark magic is wonderful, you learn the most from it. ❜ ❛ there are so many hexes/curses to cast, i never know which one to pick. ❜ ❛ have you ever had a curse/hex casted upon you? ❜ ❛ there is no such thing as good magic. ❜ ❛ why are you so wicked with such a beautiful gift? ❜ ❛ you do not deserve to possess magic/powers. ❜ ❛ i’ve got a wicked idea in mind, want to hear? it involves magic. ❜ ❛ the best magic of all, of course, is dark magic. ❜ ❛ have you ever wanted to step into voodoo? ❜ ❛ this a book of dark magic/voodoo, but it is not easy to open. ❜ ❛ you have to do a sacrifice to get this dark magic/voodoo book open. ❜ ❛ have you ever participated in voodoo ritual? it’s very liberating. ❜ ❛ all of these spells contain blood and sacrifice… ❜
NEUTRAL MAGIC
❛ what witch/sorcerer doesn’t own a spell book? ❜ ❛ for future reference, never interrupt my ritual again. ❜ ❛ gemstones are great collectibles for healing. ❜ ❛ every movie about witchcraft is kind of off point, i feel. ❜ ❛ i’m unable to use magic/my powers until i’m older. ❜ ❛ do you fly on broom stick and all that? ❜ ❛ it’s actually rather hard to stir up a potion. ❜ ❛ i don’t own a wand nor a broom stick, but i will drop a house on you. ❜ ❛ spell books are often hard to find. ❜ ❛ i could close my eyes, pretend to concentrate and you would be scared. ❜ ❛ you know they used to hang witches back in the olden days. ❜ ❛ this isn’t a spell, this is common sense. ❜ ❛ this isn’t magic, it’s just glitter. ❜ ❛ i’ve always wanted to live in a cabin in the woods though. ❜ ❛ the best time to do a ritual is of an evening. ❜ ❛ would like to do a healing ritual with me? it’s harmless. ❜ ❛ let’s go candle shopping, come on! i love candles! ❜ ❛ i’m still human, you know, with feelings! ❜ ❛ you know, there is something else i possess; feelings! ❜ ❛ look, it’s really not like any of that. ❜ ❛ what’s so special about it? nothing, of course. it’s not special. ❜ ❛ i don’t feel any greater or better because of it. ❜ ❛ there are spells/potions that can be used for both, good and evil. ❜ ❛ i would rather not use magic/my powers, i’d rather pretend i don’t have any. ❜ ❛ i would never flaunt it as if it’s something so great to have! ❜
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GENERAL
- “Can you walk?”
- “How did this happen?”
- “What the hell happened?”
- “I hit my head.”
- “Did you hit your head?”
- “Can you hear me?”
- “Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”
- “Come on, stay with me!”
- “No no no no no!”
- “You shot me!”
- “I didn’t mean to shoot you!”
- “You stabbed me!”
- “I didn’t mean to stab you!”
- “Take the knife out!”
- “Don’t take the knife out!”
- “It was an accident!”
- “That/this wasn’t an accident!”
- “That looks broken.”
- “I think my leg/arm is broken.”
- “That doesn’t look good.”
- “Am I going to die?”
- “You’re not going to die!”
- “Calm down!”
- “Don’t panic!”
- “I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”
BLOOD
- “Are you bleeding?”
- “Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”
- “Is that blood?”
- “Whose blood is that?”
- “That’s a lot of blood.”
- “Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”
- “Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”
- “Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”
- “Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”
- “I won’t let you bleed out!”
- “You have blood on your face.”
- “I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”
- “What’s your blood type?”
- “Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”
WOUNDS
- “That cut is nasty.”
- “You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’
- “Don’t touch it!”
- “Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”
- “I’ll get some bandages.”
- “You’re going to need stitches.”
- “That looks infected…”
- “Did you get bit by something?”
- “There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”
- “There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”
AFTERCARE
- “How are you feeling?”
- “How does it feel?”
- “It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”
- “Let’s go home.”
- “I just want to go home.”
- “Let’s get you into the bathtub.”
- “We need to change your bandages soon.”
- “Get some sleep, okay?”
- “You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”
- “I’ll check up on you in a bit.”
- “You’re going to be fine. I promise.”
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Manhandling symbol starters
Send one for your muse to…
★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground
Add as much or as little context as you’d like!
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“Have you ever been outside in the rain? It is not harmful.”
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In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they’ll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.
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Disgustingly Cute Starters
Edit as needed! TW for: None!
“No, stay in bed with me.”
“You’re so soft… I could cuddle you for weeks.”
“I found _____… It made me think of you, so you should have it.”
“You’re so precious and sweet… Like a kitten/puppy…”
“You’re so warm…”
“I feel so safe in your arms.”
“We fit together so perfectly…”
“I want to take a nap. With you… And maybe not sleep… Okay fine I just want to cuddle.”
“Can I keep this? It smells like you…”
“You look better in my clothes than me…”
“Things seem okay when you’re around.”
*Runs over and hugs* “I missed you!”
“You’re not allowed to leave…no I don’t care that it was only five minutes!”
“Your kisses taste like candy.”
“I demand snuggles.”
“…I just–I just really need a hug from you.”
“Why are you getting up so early? I wanted to cuddle…”
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Shipping Call
Heyo! If you ever wanted to ship with me, but you’re too shy to say anything now’s your chance! If you give this a like I’ll write up a little starter for ya.
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Send 👀 if your muse thinks my muse has a nice ass.
Shipping Call
Heyo! If you ever wanted to ship with me, but you're too shy to say anything now's your chance! If you give this a like I'll write up a little starter for ya.
"With a face like that, you make me feel more alive then ever. You sure you're undead?" Leo leans forward with a gentle smirk, eyes gleaming with a troublesome mirth. "Wanna come back to my place and try and get that of heart yours going again?"@littlenosferatu asked for a pick up lime, and I made it two horrible ones. 😉