I'm Not Small, Dammit!

too slow 

@flexedandmyarmfelloff​, continued from {x}

Immediately there was a cackle from the younger, making sure to keep his hand against the warm skin for as long as Bucky would allow it to. “Fuckin’ got you! What’d you think I was sticking my hand in the freezer for?”

This little shit. He’s shooting a glare over his shoulder, “I thought you were just being a fucking weirdo.” He swings a metal elbow backwards at Edward while he was still close. 

Edward grins, as he quickly rears back to avoid the elbow that’s coming his way. Of course - that also means he’s snatching the metal hand away from Bucky’s back, and taking some skin with it.

Oops.

His gaze is a glare at Edward, not moving to pull the webbing off just yet. Damn, should’ve shaved. Fucking webs getting stuck all the damn time. Eyebrows raise, flashing pretty generic boots at the spider. No cleats, just a pissed soldier. 

“Stop giving me that look. It’s only makin’ me want to punch you.” He stands up from his previously doubled-over stance, giving his shoulders a roll. “Well - I’d say Spidey is the winner of this round. Anybody opposing this notion say I?” So the boots were normal. . . damn he’s gotten a lot rougher with those kicks.

“Well fucking excuse me. Did you expect a friendly pat on the back?-” And now there was web plastered to his face. Again. He really needed to learn how to block that. 

“No, but I wasn’t expecting a foot either.” A gloved hand covers the spot of Bucky’s impact, giving a wheeze. “Dammit - you wearin’ cleats or something?!” Well - at least the guy’s face is webbed up. No sass remarks here.

The thought that he was going to let this one go was gone. Yep. There it went. “You little-” Nope, not a punch, but a kick was aimed at his stomach. Not holding back on it either. 

Maybe he should’ve moved a little faster. A puff of air leaves his mouth with a choked noise, feet sliding backwards against the pavement. “That was cold.” Now he’s just shooting webs right at Bucky’s face.

There’s not even a response to him; just a deadpan, soon followed by the death glare. 

“Cat got your tongue? Or are you too afraid of throwin’ a punch in public, beefy?”

“Oh right, cause there’s only one person in the entire city named that.” Eyes narrow at him. “Oh you fuckin’ wanna know?”

“It narrows the people down to just Edward’s doesn’t it? And yes I wanna fuckin’ know that’s why I fuckin’ asked you--fucking dimwit.”

@flexedandmyarmfelloff

“This just in - Bucky’s name has officially been changed to Beef man Buck.”

“This just in - Edward needs to shut the fuck up.”

“Cool it, dude! And stop throwin’ my name around! Besides, whatcha gonna do, Beef man?

Hey, Willy. Nice jump suit, slimming.

not to be gay but I’m gay