do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

They're going crazy on LinkedIn

i’ve been known to tilt my head like a puppy so what

ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

the poll is missing.

listen,

I'm listening

do you hear it?

It never ends

How do I look yellow man

We live in an ummah

To The Person Who Walked Past The Window - Jordan Bolton

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YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it