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#1 Butch Enjoyer

@shesprettyandsmart

Hi! Hopefully I'll write something you enjoy!
I’m 21 💕
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wrishwrosh

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

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wordfather

me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.

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ackee

"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

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pankenlewd

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

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SugarDaddy!Abby Anderson HCs

Because I have insane brainrot. Fem!Reader, Dom!Abby, Sub!Reader. Smut under the cut!

To be so honest I never really think about where Abby gets all her money when I think about her as a sugar daddy so you guys don't have to worry about it either :D AU where you can be rich and also good.

  • So she's like rich rich, like "money is never an object and I truly mean that" RICH
  • You're a new secretary for Abby's company and that's how you meet!
  • She's supposed to be in a couple very important meetings but keeps finding excuses to come over and talk to you
  • It starts as "who else am I supposed to be seeing today?" like she doesn't already know and eventually becomes "It's so boring in there, can you pretend like you're telling me something important?"
  • And then she just hangs out with you until someone comes to get her! She looks crushed when they call her back to the meeting, but she manages to wink at you before she leaves
  • She slips you her number and things go from there
  • She buys you whatever you want, no question
  • You don't even have to ask for things, you just say "oh that's a nice dress" and she's already bought it
  • She's got your sizes memorized so that if she spots something she'd like you in, she can order it herself
  • Abby also has a thing for telling you what to wear
  • It's a dominance thing of course, all that power and control ends up bleeding into other parts of her life
#abby anderson#abby anderson smut#abby anderson x reader#the last of us#the last of us 2#the last of us ii#dom/sub#dom abby anderson#dom!abby anderson#dom!abby#dom abby#the last of us au#abby anderson au#the last of us 2 au#wlw#lesbian#wlw smut#lesbian smut#headcanon#headcanons#reader insert#sugar daddy!abby anderson#sugar daddy#sugardaddy
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blushedfemme

being a femme lesbian is just: fuck i need to get my nails done i need to love and care for other lesbians i need to have nasty dyke sex i need to hug a kind butch for five minutes straight i need a good cry i need a haircut i need to buy more batteries i need to be invisible to cishet men i need to sleep

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