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i hope im not only a mutual to u but also someone u can refer to in conversation as ur friend from overseas so u appear worldly and well-traveled

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*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it

I wanted to show you all this pie I made from scratch today :,)

Thank you to everyone be being so sweet about this! I was really excited and proud of it and all I got was an eye roll from my family, so you all really lifted my spirited.

Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you

two fandom discourse blogs both using VPNs and trying to doxx eachother’s location and IP address like they’re playing battleship

he's not just "some guy" he's "some guy covered in blood" get it right

if we're ever in a voice call & i say some shit like "im bringing you in the kitchen" i hope you picture me picking you up by the head like a pollypocket & just carrying you around

made a meme lmao

go forth, mine imp. learn of this “tiktok” and report back to me with knowledge both obscure and arcane

I realized something important:

Back to our regularly scheduled daydream plot

changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again

psychically smacking my new hire with a spoon like "no, don't work off the clock" "yes, we give you breaks" "no, we aren't nice for doing this, it's literally the law" it feels like I've adopted a shelter cat

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,