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be nice or else :] | 99 liner | 🐋
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wongyuuu

[2:08] glimpse of us

Seungcheol runs up the stairs, out of breath. There’s no military or gym training in the world that can prepare someone to run up 8 flights of stairs and he shouldn’t have done it to begin with. There were elevators but neither was there when he entered the building so he had the bright of just taking the stairs. 

The truth was, he was nervous. So incredibly so that staying in place waiting for the elevator to come back seemed too much, it was physically impossible for him just to stay put. The car ride had been a nightmare, his leg jumping up and down to the point his manager had to tell him to stop because “you’re shaking the entire car”.

He thought about his decision a lot, for months that was all he did. Thinking and taking no action at all. Not because he didn’t want to, but because he just couldn’t. 

Breaking up with you had been one of the hardest things he had ever done and what made it worse was the fact that you understood what he said. You understood why he was breaking up with you. Seungcheol would have rather you just screamed at him, hit him, lash out at him, or anything to show anger. He had promised you the world, everything he could, everything he had, and yet there he was taking it all back. 

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intogyu
ᡣ𐭩 life with a clingybf!mingyu be like ᯓ★ :

clingybf!mingyu is like a human-sized koala when it comes to sleeping. No matter how much you try to create space for yourself, he always ends up snuggling close to you, wrapping his arms around you tightly, and burying his face in the crook of your neck. It's adorable yet slightly suffocating at times, but you can't help but find comfort in his warmth.

clingybf!mingyu who’s face you often wake up to find inches away from yours, his eyelashes fluttering softly against his cheeks as he sleeps peacefully. Despite the urge to escape his clinginess, you can't help but smile at how adorable he looks in those moments, and you end up pressing a gentle kiss to his forehead before reluctantly extricating yourself from his embrace.

Mornings with clingybf!mingyu are always a struggle, especially when you have to get ready for work. No matter how many times you try to sneak out of bed quietly, he somehow senses your movement and immediately tightens his hold around you, refusing to let you go. His puppy-dog eyes and pouty lips make it nearly impossible to resist, but you know you have responsibilities to attend to.

clingybf!mingyu who on particularly stubborn mornings refuses to let you get out of bed, he resorts to using his secret weapon: neck kisses. He peppers soft kisses along the sensitive skin of your neck, trailing down to your collarbone, effectively distracting you from your impending departure. It's a tactic he knows all too well, and one that never fails to make you melt into his embrace.

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PHOTOGRAPH | JEON WONWOO

based on "photograph" by Ed Sheeran

SYNOPSIS | Wonwoo knew dating as an idol would be almost impossible, yet he was ready to take the risk. Unfortunately, you were the definition of "right person, wrong time". PAIRING | idol!wonwoo x fem!reader GENRE | angst WORD COUNT| 2.8k

natalia's note | this is wonwoo's pov from this fic, though it can be read as a stand alone

Wonwoo never cared about relationships - he thought goodmorning texts were overrated, planning dates seemed too tiresome, and he didn’t see the appeal of letting someone else wear his hoodies and sweaters. Besides, he was too busy with work and it was hard to focus on anything else than the neverending schedules. He couldn’t remember the last time he got more than five hours of sleep. 

At least that’s what he kept telling himself.

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hoasvuon

(10:02 PM)

seungcheol always looked forward to coming home after a long day. after all, what could be better than changing into his comfiest clothes, falling straight into bed, and cuddling with you to fall asleep?

since his work ended so late, by the time he'd get home, he'd be greeted with the usual sight of you already fast asleep in bed, clutching a camel plushie (it reminds me of you, cheolie! , you always said, smiling softly).

and no matter how hard he tried to keep you from stirring awake, he always seemed to know exactly when he even lifted the covers.

today, he had thought he was in the clear. he tiptoed into the room, his steps hushed in an attempt not to disturb your peaceful slumber. the dim light from the hallway spilled softly into the room, revealing the silhouette of your sleeping figure beneath the cozy blanket. carefully, he had untangled your hands from the tight grip they had on the camel plushie before slotting himself in that space. you had stirred a bit at the close proximity to another figure next to you but after pausing for a second, fell back into your usual slumber. slowly reaching across your waist, he attempted to pull you closer into him.

he quietly sighed in relief, thinking he had succeeded in his mission to slip into bed unnoticed.

however, a sleepy murmur escaped your lips as they blinked away the remnants of dreams, their eyes adjusting to the subtle glow of the room.

"cheolie?" you mumbled, voice drowsy yet filled with warmth. "Is that you?"

seungcheol winced, caught in the act. "yeah, it's me," he whispered, his fingers gently finding their way to intertwine with yours. "sorry, did i wake you up?"

a soft chuckle escaped your lips, and you shook your head. "no, just checking if my imagination was playing tricks on me. what time is it?"

he glanced at the clock on the nightstand, "a little past 1 am. i swear, i really tried to be quiet this time, but you're like a human radar for my presence."

you laughed softly, the sound twinkling in his ears. "you know I always notice when you come in late. how was your night?"

seungcheol sighed, the tension of the outside world melting away as he settled into the warmth of your shared space. "long. busy day. but being here makes it better."

you lifted your hand to brush his hair out of his eyes, before shifting over slightly to leave a soft kiss on his cheek, a silent reassurance that you were glad he was home. "i'm happy you're home baby. let's just go to sleep and get some rest. we can talk more in the morning, okay?"

he obliged, drawing you in with his arm wrapped around your hip, his fingers drawing figures absentmindedly along your side. the room fell into a comfortable silence, the only sound being your soft breaths, slowly rising and falling before syncing with his. in the stillness of the night, seungcheol couldn't help but feel grateful for these moments — the quiet exchanges, the warmth of your bed, and the simple pleasure of coming home to someone who made everything feel right.

as sleep gradually reclaimed you, seungcheol pressed a tender kiss to your forehead and murmured "goodnight baby." before letting sleep overtake him to his dreams to meet you again.

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Corporate Espionage AU

You know the power of rumours. Like a celebrity is accused of something and it gets cleared up but nobody believes that? When their achievements are mentioned and people comment about how shitty they were, allegedly?

So, when the CE scandal is leaked, Wangxian’s second child was only a couple of months old. Feeling betrayed by WWX, LWJ gives the go ahead to Meng Yao’s scheme of a smear campaign against WWX. MY goes one step further and pays multiple people to make false accusations against WWX.

When the truth comes out, wwx is long dead with no body, no tombstone to be found. Feeling immensely guilty, the lans try to restore his image and clear his name. They’re even willing to pay the double amount to the people hired by MY and have them take back their statements.

Somehow it gets leaked that lans are paying these people. It only worsens wwx’s name. Nobody believes he’s innocent. Not even wangxian’s second child.

As they were growing up, they were taught to hate their ma, now their father wants them to love their ma? They’re confused. Their friends in the school mock them, their family has changed tunes. They don’t understand nor do they want to. A lifetime of hatred doesn’t go away so easily.

Lwj is devastated. How can he change the world’s mind when he failed with his child. His and wei Ying’s child. The same child who naw hates their ma. Still he pleads with them, “please get to know your ma. You’ll realise he was the loveliest, kindest and smartest person I had even known. You’ll love him. Just get to know him”

Their child’s words stop him in his tracks “how do you even get to know a dead person? Whose words should I believe? Yours? How? It was you who taught me to hate him!”

The Lans: Well, well... if it isnt the consequences of our actions.

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corporate spy!au what if wwx doesn't die, but jgy takes him as a hostage and threatens to kill him if they don't let him go. (i couldn't handle the major character death)

Detectives go to search Jin Guangyao's house in search of more incriminating evidence. Not the home he shared with his husband Lan Xichen but a remote cabin that had been left to him by his father. They find enough to put Jin Guangyao away for life, but the biggest find was a man left to die inside a locked room resembling a dungeon.

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Not modern/corporate AU, but:

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The very last place searched for evidence of Jin Guangyao’s crimes was the small estate on the outskirts of the city.  Distant enough for privacy, but close enough for the Sect Leader to be reached in a hurry if something happened at Carp Tower.  Every Jin Sect Leader had made use of it in some way and Jin Guangyao was no different.

It was where he’d murdered his father.

With the truth of Jin Guangshan’s death was revealed, no one was exactly eager to visit and find some remnant or evidence of the ignoble and horrifying death.  Especially after that Lan Jingyi had loudly wondered if perhaps Jin Guangyao had a secret stack of portraits of the hideous and disfigured prostitutes he’d ordered to do the deed.

Jiang Cheng certainly wasn’t going to make Jin Ling be in charge of it, so here he was.

There were thankfully no portraits or still stained sheets or any other gruesome things that he’d heard speculated in the past days.  As he’d expected, the estate was impeccably clean and inviting, ready and waiting to recieve the Sect Leader for a day of leisure.  Giving the grand bedroom only a cursory look, Jiang Cheng focused on the study.

The desk yielded a handful of documents that would need to be reviewed, but what caught his eye most strikingly was the tall bronze mirror afixed to the wall.

A twin to the one Nie Mingjue’s severed head had been discovered in after Lan Wangji suddenly burst into the banquet and leveled his accusations.

Flicking Zidian with his thumbnail, Jiang Cheng tilted his head and addressed his head disciple.

“What are the chances, this is just an ordinary mirror?”

Liu Lang narrowed his eyes at the seemingly innocuous copper surface.  “Very low Sect Leader.”

Spreading his fingers to shake off the urge to split the damn thing in half with Zidian, Jiang Cheng got to work.  Half-way through, he thought This would be faster with Wei WuXian, and felt a tide of anger at himself, an old habit, but then a new wash of some unnamable emotion as he remembered Jin Guangyao’s frenzied, self-pitying confession to framing him.

Sixteen years of grief and guilt and guilt for his grief, and Wei WuXian had been something like innocent all along.

Jiang Cheng nearly cracked the mirror.

Taking a long, slow breath like his sister had taught him, focusing his qi like his parents had taught him, and reasoning through the problem like he’d learned from watching Wei WuXian, he bent all his furious will to opening the mirror’s doorway.

If he could do nothing else to make up for it all, he would see the man who’d set both his sibling’s deaths in motion stained with every last puddle of mud he could find.

Hours later, he stepped through it, unsurprised to find all the accommodations of a torture dungeon.  Chains and hooks and blades of varying shapes and sizes, more than a few still proudly embossed with the Wen clan emblem.  Curling his lip and resisting the urge to just destroy it all, Jiang Cheng moved further into the room to let Liu Lang follow, then froze as he realized there was a body chained against the far wall.  

Not a corpse he realized when the chest rose and fell, but a living body.  Emaciated to the point of skeletal, the man could almost have escaped by slipping the manacles off like bracelets.

It had been two weeks since Jin Guangyao had been discovered as a patricidal, incestuous maniac.  Who knew how long it had been before that since he’d come to this place?  It was a miracle the man lived at all.  It would be an even greater one if he continued to do so.

“Get a healer!” Jiang Cheng snapped as he rushed forward, hands reaching out to check breath and pulse as his disciples began to scramble behind him.

The man’s skin was cold and clammy.  A shiver went down his back at how well he could feel the bones in his wrist, at the rasp he became aware of with every breath.  Without any real hope, Jiang Cheng shoved qi into him.   This wasn’t like the comfortable cage of rooms Sisi had been kept in; this man had certainly seen things, knew things, that would be vital to the investigation.  If there was any chance at keeping him alive to speak them, Jiang Cheng would try it.

A soft groan came before the man shifted, barely a twitch, the sort of thing that would usually herald a corpse rising.  Jiang Cheng could feel the pulse under his fingertips, and so spoke a distracted attempt at reassurance as he puzzled over weither the Lan would deign to lend a healing song.

“Jiang Cheng?”  Breathy and faint, he would have missed it if he’d leaned back just a handspan.  Jiang Cheng froze as if it had been shouted, qi cutting off in shock.

No.

Slowly, hesitantly, he reached up and tilted the mans face up, brushed back his hair, and immediately felt his throat close up and his eyes sting, his heart galloping a painful beat in his chest.

“Wei WuXian?” he whispered, then loudly, frantically.  “HEALER!  Where is that healer?  Get them here, NOW!”

Wei WuXian’s lips curled up into something fond and his eyes slipped closed, and Jiang Cheng’s chest squeezed with dread.

“No!  No, don’t you dare you bastard!” Jiang Cheng screamed, Sandu shrieking with him as it left it’s sheath and crashed through the chains holding Wei WuXian so he could lift him up (he was so light, too light) and rush out.  If the healers weren’t coming to him fast enough, he’d go to them.  “You can’t die!  You don’t get to leave me twice!  No man can die twice, not even you!  I won’t let you, you hear me Wei WuXian?!  You are going to live damn you!

If there is any chance at keeping him alive Jiang Cheng swore he would try it.

It's always a delight to see @mondengel write for one of our posts. They always bring the pain.

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Corporate spy au

WWX refuses to let his life be ruined without a fight.

After Lan Wangji divorces him, he goes on a search to find out who did leak the information. With the help of NHS (JGY has been messing with his company too, so he takes this opportunity) he eventually tracks it all down to JGY, and because he’s so smart he makes sure to get proof.

However before he can tell anybody, JGY has already sent someone to get rid of him.

The Lans are never informed of WWXs death so they all just think he ran away and went into hiding. It’s not until 13 years later when the truth is revealed, and Lan Wangji is desperate and searching that he finds out WWX had been dead the entire time.

No one really questioned why Wei Wuxian just vanished from their lives one day. The divorce was finalized, Lan Wangji was given full custody of Lan Yuan, the Jiang family had disowned him, and Wei Wuxian really didn’t have much reason to stick around. Everyone just assumed that he had quietly moved away and started a new life.

If Lan Wangji had a habit of searching for his ex husband on social media sites then that was no ones business but his.

But then Jin Guangyao was exposed and Wei Wuxian’s name was among his victims.

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tothechaos

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

Do Not Do This To Me

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catboybeebop

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Pretty horse!

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i-say-ok

ok.

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cat-spotted

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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kittybroker

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

/200K

$0

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yronnia

I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!

the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?

oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby

If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.

@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D

TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN

to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses

@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)

So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.

ON IT BESTIE!

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mystic-mae

im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen

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NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh and @probablyautism here u go luv

CMON FOLKS

DO IT

here you are!!

@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.

Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.

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neil-gaiman

It may still need help getting to 200,000.

Here's Aziraphale in disguise:

And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:

@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.

At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.

Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.

The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.

Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.

He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.

Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.

His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.

The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.

His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.

They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.

“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”

The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.

The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.

“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.

Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.

JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL

Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.

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Chaos Course Set Meal

Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos

Foreword:

As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.

Course One

Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris

10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.

Ingredients (serves four people):

1 teaspoon of saffron

300g carnaroli rice

50g extra virgin olive oil

20g butter

5g shallots

1l vegetable broth

parsley (to taste)

100g porcini mushrooms

80g portobello mushrooms

100g brown mushrooms

5g truffle oil

5g lemon peel and lemon juice

30g parmesan cheese

thyme (a dash)

5g garlic

A pinch of salt and pepper

The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.

Method:

In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast

Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.

In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.

Presentation:

At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.

The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.

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i-am-a-fish

hi jeff (:

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dominyk9

i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number

I have been summoned many, many times

This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!

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notmikesblog

The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.

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jalopyonfire

Late night femly snack after some action (and potentially robbing burger shot) already planning the next heist

So glad the gang is back together now so I thought I’d finish this little thing I started a few months back

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martiansun

currently giving my cat the silent treatment bc she ran away for hours today then came back all nonchalantly as if im not constantly terrified that this time is going to be the time she doesn't come back home :DDDDD anyways take more of my old art dump

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seungbinbin

dad!skz random texts

a/n: HELLOOOOOOOO THANK U SO MUCH FOR 500 FOLLOWERS WTF !!!! here’s this to celebrate 🥳🥳🥳‼️‼️‼️ thank u to my bffs for making sure these weren’t awful and cringe <3 que me haría sin ustedes <3
warnings: implied female reader (words like mom and girl are (over)used), cussing, mentions of food

BANG CHAN & LEE KNOW !!

CHANGBIN & HYUNJIN !!

HAN & FELIX !!

SEUNGMIN & JEONGIN !!

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