there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home
That means you’re a selkie love
Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO
a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
what a universe……
have you ever thought about the creatures
I AM the fucking creatures. When I die I will be a corpse on the side of the highway baby! and when you drive by you won't say "oh my god that's a person" you will say "aww poor little bugger" like you would when you see a dead Racoon.
I give them a solemn nod like a war veteran at a memorial
They deserve to be hurled in the trash
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man
never let being a girl stop you from being a boy
i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
Republicans not wanting to fund libraries is part of their plan to make the next generation illiterate. That is why they are banning books too.
By all means put the library IN the rec centre! Public Third Spaces are important, and having a library in the same building as hockey or the Y just makes it more accessible. Imagine dropping one kid at practice and taking the other across the hall to read while you wait. Imagine picking up books after you have your workout. Imagine studying for a few hours and then going for a swim before you head home.
This is the John Harper branch of the Waterloo Public Library. I wrote a book and did job applications on the left, and then went up to that gym on the right to walk around the indoor track. Parking was free. The library was free. The YMCA had subsidized rates.
Public spaces are the dream.
Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .
Lukanette 2024 vs. 2020 redraw 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
born to violently yell my frustrations, forced to suck it up and say it’s fine
after starting a new file on the switch, I wanna know how the fuck I was surviving in the mines on mobile
don’t remember when I first got Stardew valley but just learned I can make cloth from a loom and wool and I can make clothes??? what
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
Consider: Felix and Lukadrinette.
There’s this girl you have a complicated relationship with. You’ve hurt each other deeply. You pleaded for her help when you did not know where else to go. You hate the same enemies, love the same person. Like Narcissus and his reflection, you are identical and opposites all at once.
Then there’s this guy. He, too, learnt to live with the knowledge that his father rejected him; he, too, had to toughen up to protect his sibling; but he did it in a radically different way, greeting the world with open arms while you chose the path of ruthlessness. He knows what’s in your heart, literally, and as such is one of the only people who can tell you apart from your clone. You love mythology and music, and he’s Orpheus. He gives out second chances, and you’re in desperate need of one.
They’re your in-laws.
Adrien has burnt the gingerbread cookies twice already. He’s crying. Marinette is trying her best to guide him through a third batch, but you can tell she’s about to fucking snap. Luka is leaning against the counter, strumming his guitar (why did he even bring it to the kitchen???) and providing words of encouragement. Not helping.
They’re loud and unbearable and Christmas is ruined. You want to go home.
nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!
i will not deal!!!! that is not how any of this works!!!!
if you see people doing this shit, report it. its against the terms of service.
genuinely. copy the link to the fic or series, and then scroll down to the bottom of the page:
click on policy questions & abuse reports which takes you to this page:
if you scroll down, youll be able to report the fic right there but you can also check for yourself that its against ToS
all you need to do is explain that theyre deliberately mistagging things which is just not a thing on ao3 because its an archive.
by posting your fic there, ao3, has the right to manually recategorise tags. its in the ToS:
you cant deliberately mistag stuff on ao3; it is an archive. you cant tag for reach, and this is likely gonna get pat tag wranglers because they deal mostly with form not content of tags and if theyre tagging for reach, its gonna be the more popular tags.
so report the fuck out of them for it. most likely, their fic will just have tags adjusted and their account will be fine.
and if they keep doing it and get suspended for it, its their own damn fault.
also thats not even getting into the fact that mistagging fics is kinda antithetical to their goal of reaching more people because youre not reaching the people who want to read your fic?
