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marvel give me my dad back

@ruxian / ruxian.tumblr.com

rux, 24, they/them. artist posing as a writer.
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colethewolf

A Real, Legitimate Summary of the Teen Wolf Movie's Plot:

(I'm not joking, but you're going to think I am)

also, spoilers obviously...

  • Scott McCall works as a rescue dog saving victims from building collapses in LA
  • Mr. Harris, the long DEAD biology teacher for school somehow magically comes back from the dead and decides to get his revenge on Scott
  • Mr. Harris flies to Japan and robs a ramen shop that Liam & Fake-Kira Hikari own, because they decide to keep the nogitsune locked in a spice jar on a spice rack
  • The nogitsune brings Allison back to life, who has been dead for 15 years, and uses the oni to kidnap everybody to hold them hostage in a magic spirit realm located underneath the lacrosse field while scott & eli play a lacrosse game
  • The nogitsune's plan is to make the entire pack watch Allison shoot Scott in the heart and kill him, so that everybody will be sad and he can drink their sadness to become more powerful
  • Scott pretends to die, so the Nogitsune gets made and turns into a WEREWOLF-NOGITSUNE HYBRID MONSTER and attacks
  • The pack decides that the only way to kill the nogitsune (even tho the nogitsune was previously established to literally be unkillable) is to have Parrish hug him and set him on fire to death
  • For some reason, the werewolf-nogitsune hybrid monster won't stand still to die, so derek decides to literally SACRIFICE HIMSELF by holding down the werewolf-nogitusne and letting Parrish burn BOTH derek and the nogitsune to death
  • Derek literally burns himself to death right in front of eli and orphans him
  • Scott and Allison decide to adopt Eli and run a dog shelter in LA

The End.

(no, i'm not joking.....this actually happened. this was the movie. some of the worst fanfiction that I ever read watched in my life)

P.S the only good part of this really bad fanfic movie is that for the whole movie derek keeps saying that he hates stiles' jeep (and he doesn't explain why) and then at the end of the movie at derek's funeral, sheriff stilinski gives Eli the jeep and says that derek secretly didn't hate the jeep.

then he explains that after Stiles left it behind, Derek towed it back to his auto shop (because derek is a mechanic now btw????) and fixed up stiles' jeep literally so he could keep it for himself. and I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be some metaphor for derek not realizing he's in love with stiles until after stiles moves away and now all that he has left is the jeep????

so, canon!sterek yay!

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AHEM let's talk about the most amazing writer of all time @ruxian I care them very much 🥹

I really appreciate their familial ragbros fic "We Are All But Grains Of Sand." it has such depth of details and it really shows that they put their whole heart into this fic (alongside their other works as well).

Go bestfriend go

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ruxian

u are absolutely insane

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cloysterbell

“We talk a lot in the writer’s room about Eliot and Hardison’s friendship and it’s always weird because [Aldis] and Kane are friends and it’s hard to separate out, but Eliot would kill people to keep Hardison safe and it’s something we don’t often talk about. He would kill people to keep any of the team safe.” - John Rogers, ‘The Experimental Job’ DVD Commentary

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mirkwoodest

Lol, here’s a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

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THE CANON ITTO CONTENT WE HAVE IS SO FUNNY???

HE IS A HIMBO I WILL NOT BELIEVE OTHERWISE

LIKE THE WAY HE GIVES HIMSELF A NEW NICKNAME ON EACH BILLBOARD POST DEPENDING ON THE TOPIC AT HAND ??

arataki "the supreme", "to the victor go the spoils", "the undefeated", "the oni sumo king", "NO PRISON FOOD FOR ME" ITTO LIKE HELLO ??? NO PRISON FOOD FOR ME ???

it's like he keeps changing his discord status 💀 everytime the topic changes he uses a nickname to redeem himself 😭😭 ppl are complaining about him stealing? well, "to the victor go the spoils". the fact that kujou sara kicked his ass is brought up? arataki "the undefeated" itto. he's going to prison? "no prison food for me". same energy as 'you'll never take me alive!'

THIS MAN IS SO FUNNY AND I'M SO SURE HE'S BEING SERIOUS?????? I JUST KNOW HE GIVES HIMSELF THOSE NICKNAMES TO ACT COOL

ALSO WHY DOES HE KEEP GOING TO JAIL

HE JUST KEEPS EATING PPL'S FOOD ??? AND LITERALLY STEALING TOYS FROM CHILDREN? AND HE SEEMS TO BELIEVE HE WON THEM FAIR AND SQUARE ?????? HE'S SO FUNNY??

THEN HE GOT ARRESTED AGAIN FOR HIS BILLBOARD POSTS?? HELP ME?

also kujou sara calls him an idiot so himbo itto is canon

I REST MY CASE

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cloysterbell

When we write Eliot playing the cons, he tends to — and this is a lot of Christian’s acting choice — he tends to play the character very power negative. It’s a subtle thing but he’s actually the second best. Eliot is the second best after Sophie on the cons. Parker isn’t comfortable enough with people, Hardison always goes over the top, and Nate is too distracted and to a great degree, particularly in this season, really is working through his addiction to vengeance and control. - John Rogers, 2x02 Audio Commentary

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Anonymous asked:

hi hi i saw your tags on that kaeya art and i hope this doesnt come across as rude bc clearly you want to do better in keeping his skin tone!! may i suggest color picking from the comic? the games lighting makes his (and xinyans as well) skin tone very inconsistent but the comic for the most part keeps the same color throughout! (jic, the comic is found at genshin(.)mihoyo(.)com/en/manga)

hi! i did actually use a comic picture of him to color pick from; i’ll attach it down below. i’ll also attach my kaeya palette, where i saved colors from various points on his skin, hair, and clothing from different lighting both in game and comic wise.

i started with a base of the main shade of his skin from the comic image, but quickly realized the undertones didn’t mesh with the light scheme i was going for, so i moved it to one of the more red/pink undertone swatches. then to balance, i took his purple shadow color and on very soft opacity with a large brush overlay, put that overtop. i filled in shadows and the low points of his face with a very dark purple shade from my palette, then i went in with my highlight (the blue) and contoured with varying opacities and brightnesses. his chest wound up being entirely light blue because of where i intended to place the crystal, and further because of the lighting i used. the base shade always looks incredibly pale by itself, but comes to life with the addition of a dark background and shadows. it always freaks me out when i first lay it down that he looks so pale lmao

i hope that this helps breakdown what i did, and that it was absolutely not my intention to make him look white. i mean have u seen the concert art of him. it looks terrible. he is so pale. that’s not kaeya it’s kyle and i do not claim him

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