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Black Lives Matter

@roseszain / roseszain.tumblr.com

ACAB, BLM, wear a mask, eat the rich, protect trans kids. | Call me Theo, 27, they/them, nb demiboy, pan/grey-ace/polyam. Having way too much fun perfecting my Benoit Blanc impersonation, and trying to do passable other accents Carrd AO3 Witcher Sideblog | Sterek Sideblog Writer, reader, story editor, podficcer, amateur audio editor and voice actor. Supporter of Ziam, Larry, and OT5.
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Podfic and Beta Commissions

I've set up a commissions page now!!

Podficcing has become my life recently and I absolutely adore it. I'm coming across more people who want their own fics or some of their favorite fanfiction turned into an audiobook format (called podfic for fandom content).

Podfic (long pods - 20k and over - 2 SLOTS, short pods - 0-20k - 10 SLOTS)

$5 per 2k - SFW Content

$6-8 per 2k words - NSFW content (negotiable based on how explicit)

+ $5 for added SFX, background music, or intro/outro music per 5k

-must have author permission to record (I will reach out to author if need be), I will pay royalty fee to any author whose work I'm paid to record

-will include album cover (using public domain/free-to-use content), and my "usual" sfx (internal thoughts, phone notifs and sfx, phone call filters)

-Price (USD) of recording will be rounded up to nearest 500 words

- Payment thru Paypal or Ko-Fi (can make arrangements for others if needed)

I will gladly discuss timelines and planning once a story has been picked.

(please refer to my 'Podfic Guidelines' page in my carrd (link in profile) for what I will and won't work on. If you're unsure or would really love a story done, I can read the story and get back to you)

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Beta Commissions (5 slots up to 5k, 1 slot up to 10k)

Peer Package - $3 per 1k

Simple review and feedback of story, basic grammar and spell check

Beta Reader Package - $5 per 1k+

More in depth editing like syntax and flow, and extra feedback on ideas

Fancy Editor Package - $7 per 1k+

Extensive look at plot, pacing, worldbuilding, and context, as well as added feedback and suggestions

Project Package/Personal Editor Package

chose tier of editing

Beta - $30/10k

Editor - $50/10k

(Good for bigger fics and longer ongoing works)

Includes full and comprehensive support of project

-discussions and work thrus of issues

-brainstorm, bounce ideas around

-work on WIPs as they progress+$1 per k if i’m researching/fact checking-Payment thru Paypal or Ko-Fi (can make arrangements for others if needed)

-will discuss timeline and planning for what you need done when, my turn around time can be quicker if needed-for longer projects, I will need more time

(please refer to my 'Editing & Beta Guidelines' page in my carrd (link in profile) for will and won'ts, as well as contacting and sharing your work with me)

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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

friend groups be like: *hitter with a heart of gold* *the worlds best grifter* *hacker* *cishet ally who’s just happy to be included* *autistic thief who really likes vents* *cooler ace hacker* *mastermind*

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Tired boys.

(I just really felt like drawing them and all their stupid gorgeous hair)

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ID: sketches of a shrimp and a prawn wearing black turtlenecks, labeled "shrim possible" and "prawn stoppable" in messy green block letters. end ID

rufus is a tardigrade. i dont know

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did you know that it's so common for women to be seen as lying about abuse that fathers are more likely to get custody if their wives say they're abusive? MORE. LIKELY. TO. GET. CUSTODY.

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"Is it normal to-" Doesn't matter. Do it weird if it isn't hurting anyone

oh god, please be weird. Life is short, way too short to worry if you're being weird or normal. If it isn't hurting you or someone else, do it weird

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there is nothing better than when the supernatural fandom gets a contact high from other gay news on television we all wake up ravening for our revenge like sweeney todd being reunited with his razors

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