You wouldnβt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
pretty boys as chew toys do you agree
happy passover, everyone
why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
#girl⦠put 2 and 2 together
to me charlie puth doesnβt exist outside of these tweets
which is definitely not an omen
so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwiseβ¦ like has anyone said βhavocβ when not using it in the phrase βwreaking havocβ? same goes for βwreakingβ actuallyβ¦
reply with more, iβm fascinated
these are called fossil words! here's a whole list
Also interested in words that originally had opposites but donβt anymore; i.e. how we say ruthless but not ruth.
if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
like this?
If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*
me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*
The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you
boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
look at this SPECIMEN
my beautiful wet son Corn Cob
interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
Fun Fact!
Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cΕlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cΕlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.
dude got hit with the olβ Lorum Ipsem beamπ
Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!