The Original Paladins as College Students
Yes, it’s another AU one.
Zarkon: He looks like he has his life together, at least, from an outside perspective. He knows his major, he’s got good grades, etcetera. He does not, however, have his life together, and his friends are well aware of this. He lives on coffee and Red Bull. Sleep? That is not a concept this man truly understands. He’s been to all of one party, and only because Alfor and Blaytz (mostly Blaytz) made him go. He’s probably a zombie during finals season, but it’s fine.
Alfor: This man is a disaster. He went through a phase of wanting to major in everything, except he can’t do that, so eventually had to settle. Like Zarkon, he survives on coffee and honestly pure determination. He somehow manages to get even less sleep, too, and if he eats one meal a day, his friends are legitimately proud (because, yes, that’s how often he forgets to eat). He takes all the really weird classes because they look cool, and also every science (and suffers for it). He goes to parties with Blaytz sometimes but he cannot hold his alcohol so Blaytz quickly learns to not let him have any. He’s also a literal genius and everyone is jealous. Coran is his roommate and Blaytz is basically a third roommate.
Blaytz: He is also a minor disaster. He’s the one who walks into class, sees people with essays, and goes, “Oh, shit, we had an essay?” He probably didn’t do the readings. He’s smart but prefers the party scene usually. How he’s friends with Alfor and Coran no one knows, but he adopted them pretty much day one and that was that. He flirts with everyone. He’s even flirted with professors. He’s on the swim team and spends half his time outside of class and parties at the pool. Does he live in the dorms? Maybe. Some think he can breathe underwater and just lives there - honestly usually he’s either in Alfor and Coran’s dorm or at a frat house.
Trigel: She’s tired, but she actually has her life on track and it’s amazing. she’s on track to graduate early with a double major. She loves the library and practically lives there, and other students regard her as this mysterious, put together being who is just always there, especially when they have trouble on homework. Because somehow she is, in fact, always there. She’s staunchly opposed to parties. And Blaytz (well, not Blaytz, but his way of life).
Gyrgan: Gyrgan is the Mom Friend; his life may not be together but he will sure as hell make sure everyone else’s is. Somehow he always has snacks. Sometimes they’re homemade, sometimes they’re stolen from the dining hall, but every time they are appreciated. He’s pretty chill, and he knows what he’s doing for the most part, and he low-key adopted all the others the moment they met.
Coran: He’s Alfor’s roommate and equally a disaster. Also, he’s a theatre kid, which means a lot of shows. He drags Alfor and Blaytz into it too - sometimes they end up in the show, sometimes they’re forced to be in the audience every performance. Like his roommate, he runs on coffee. He’s been to a party once or twice but it’s always Very Bad and so he doesn’t come very often. He thinks he’s cool. He’s not? But Alfor encourages him anyway, because Alfor genuinely thinks he’s the coolest. It’s a good friendship, but they also enable each other to be bigger diasters so they probably need a babysitter (read: either Gyrgan or Trigel).