The passive agressive energy of this

Chimmy wants a treat.

IN 2018 OPTIMISM FEELS BOTH RECKLESS AND NECESSARY

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

no, it’s wasps

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

If you get one of these in the mail you die a week later

aries: *basic human trait* taurus: *basic human trait* gemini: *basic human trait* cancer: *basic human trait* leo: *basic human trait* virgo: *basic human trait* libra: *basic human trait* scorpio: *basic human trait* sagittarius: *basic human trait* capricorn: *basic human trait* aquarius: *basic human trait* pisces: *basic human trait*

me as hell

“You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok

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