i like to think sokka was alive until really soon before lok, allowing for extended old man antics between these two
Osomatsu-san S2
~opening 1~
Osomatsu-san S2 ED
I love a concept
Some joot boot dedicated to @giorunotte
sugar peas!!!!!!!!
i love giorno
my ot3 is all blond. yoonminjoon confirmed
In response to the influx of shance hate recently
Drabble Challenge!
Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!!
- “That’s starting to get annoying”
- “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
- “You can’t just sit there all day.”
- “I’m too sober for this.”
- “I’m not here to make friends.”
- “I need a place to stay.”
- “Well, that’s tragic.”
- “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
- “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
- “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
- “Dear Diary, …”
- “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
- “I lost our baby.”
- “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
- “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
- “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
- “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
- “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
- “You’re Satan.”
- “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
- “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
- “Did you just hiss at me?”
- “Do you really need all that candy?”
- “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
- “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
- “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
- “No. Regrets.”
- “How drunk was I?”
- “How is my wife more badass than me?”
- “Be you. No one else can.”
- “I haven’t slept in ages.”
- “I locked the keys in the car.”
- “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
- “You work for me. You are my slave.”
- “Take your medicine.”
- “They’re monsters.”
- “Welcome to fatherhood.”
- “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
- “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
- “The kids, they ambushed me.”
- “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
- “Stop being so cute.”
- “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
- “You need to see a doctor.”
- “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
- “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
- “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
- “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
- “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
- “This is girl talk, so leave.”
- “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
- “There’s a herd of them!”
- “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
- “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
- “You’re a nerd.”
- “I’m late.”
- “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
- “You smell like a wet dog.”
- “I could punch you right now.”
- “Are you going to talk to me?”
- “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
- “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
- “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
- “Here, take my blanket.”
- “I don’t want you to stop.”
- “How could I ever forget about you?”
- “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
- “Run for it!”
- “We need to talk.”
- “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
- “I want a pet.”
- “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
- “I’m not wearing a dress.”
- “I’m not wearing a tie.”
- “Quit beating me up!”
- “Please put your penis away.”
- “It’s a Texas thing.”
- “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
- “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
- “Does he know about the baby?”
- “Hold still.”
- “I just ironed these pants!”
- “Enough with the sass!”
- “Show me what’s behind your back.”
- “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
- “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
- “Stay awake.”
- “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
- “You’re not interested, are you?”
- “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
- “Tell me you need me.”
- “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
- “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
- “I had a bad dream again.”
- “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
- “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
- “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
- “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
- “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
- “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
Visit @prompt-bank for more prompts!!
Saw this tweet last night and just. pls take it
2 real, delet
Dream State
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2wXSXkl
by ruuwu
Kim Namjoon meets a person in his dream, even Namjoon doesn’t know if the person is real or not.
Words: 1439, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Kim Namjoon | Rap Monster, Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Taehyung | V
- Relationships: Kim Namjoon | Rap Monster/Park Jimin
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Slow Burn, probably smut, based on tyler the creator’s song SEE YOU AGAIN, LISTEN TO IT, Fluff, SO MUCH FLUFF, is jimin real
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2wXSXkl
<3 read my fic;;
IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ!!!
I will be moving to a new URL. I won’t be deleting this acc tho!! I’ll only be inactive 90% of the time, I will go online here every time i feel like it or if I’m told to go online here, haha.
So!!! If you’re my follow, please follow @ruuwu instead. Please do!! Thank you for your time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol i wanna die