Black Butler Scenarios

Ayy don't worry about it! Stuff happens, and (I hope) I still got the jist of it

That's just like, your opinion buddy

I was trying to fulfill the request the best I could without compromising on what I run this blog to be; a reader insert blog.

Like if the person who requested it hates it like,,, I'd respect that. They sorta asked the wrong person to write it then but like. That's understandable?? Its obviously not my best work but if everything was my best work you'd get like one request done every 8 months

G O D im the most inconsistent person ever s m h

also can you say poor structuring??? eh idk, i dont wanna exposition tm about plot stuff nyal already know so whateverrrrrrr u know tm

“I cant believe you would ever do this! This is what you’ve been doing?? Kidnapping children??”

“Listen i can explain-”

“Explain kidnapping??? theres no explination you could give that would make that okay!”

Joker’s s/o was on the brink of tears, and joker was doing his best to calm them down. Obviously he understood why.

“I cant do anything about it. if i didnt, I wouldnt have my family. And I wouldnt have you. Im just doing the best i can”

“What?”

time passed, as Joker explained everything. About how he was trapped, and he couldnt do anything to stop it.

“So...”

“I’m sorry, i shouldve explained it sooner”

“Thats terrifying”

She looked at him, still crying

“You could be hurt. People are being hurt!”

A long period of silence passed, with both of them standing almost completely still

“I promise I’ll stay safe for you. I cant stop it, as much as i wish i could. but i promise ill stay safe, and maybe some day, we’ll all escape this together.”

the two of them just stood, hugging each other. Neither saying a word.

I'm 15. I'm not writing anything "spicy"

But minus that:

(Also BTW grell would be such a great girlfriend like that oldish meme:

S/o: can't find Grell in a crowd of people

S/o: "I DONT LIKE MYSELF"

Grell: "YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND ILL KILL ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE"

S/o: "ah there she is"

Sebastian: 

"You really should be more careful"

"Its not my fault that the tea spilled everywhere!"

Sebastian sighed. Following an unfortunate accident involving a important business meeting, and an entire tea pot, his s/o had spilled tea all over their clothes. Which posed a problem, seeing as they hadn't brought a change with them.

"We'll have to wait for them to dry off. Here"

Sebastian handed them his suit jacket

"Put this on while I take care of this."

He walked off to give the clothes to someone to wash and dry, and when he returned, his s/o was sitting on the bed of the guest room, rolling up the sleeves of the jacket.

Sebastian would never admit it, but he thought about it for the rest of the day. They were adorable

Undertaker:

"Its not funny!"

Undertaker stood laughing while his s/o stood drenched in front of him, having just pulled themselves out of a lake they'd fallen into

"Its a little funny"

"Is not"

"Is too"

"It would be a lot more funny if I had something dry to change into"

"Okay okay"

---spoopy time skip look I'm tired and writing like a 10 year old on watpad---

"You're a lot more prepared then I thought"

Undertaker grinned

His s/o was wearing one of his robes, which looked huge on them.

"You look cute. I'm glad you fell in that lake"

"Stop teasing me ya goof"

"I'm being serious!!"

Grell:

"Oh my gosh you're so cute!!!"

"Its just cause your taste in fashion is so great!"

"That just adds to how cute you are!"

Grell was having fun dressing up her s/o in the best outfits she could find. In her opinion, her s/o was already the cutest person on earth, and amazing clothes just added onto that

"Here, you should try it with this!"

"Grell stop giving me your clothes! I have my own!"

"No!!!"

Ciel:

It was a very very cold day. The snow had just stopped falling, and Ciel and his s/o were on a walk through London. 

"Its so cold!" They said, shoving their hands further into the mittens they were wearing

"Yeah it is"

They walked for a few more minutes before it finally dawned on Ciel

"Oh uh, here take my jacket"

His s/o instantly lit up and smiled, taking the jacket from him

"Thank you!"

A few moments passed, and ciel found himself glancing at them more and more. They were adorable in his jacket. So much so that he was blushing so hard he had to blame it on the cold, to which his s/o responded by offering the jacket back.

GOD I'm the most inconsistent person on earth

Anyway its 4 am and my brain won't shut the fuck up so its time to w r I t e 

Also I'm not trans and its 4 am, so if anything here is offensive just lmk and I'll change it/remove it

- 0 tolerance for any transphobes

- if its just a random incident with a nobody on the street, he probably just glares at them and threatens to ruin their life. If its someone more important, like the head of a big company, he might actually ruin their life. Or just order Sebastian to scare them away

- doesn't always know how to help with disphoria, but he tries his best

- tries to reassure them by telling them how handsome/pretty/awesome they are, but he always gets all blushy and awkward

- he doesn't treat them too much differently then other people, except the fact that they're his s/o. He loves them for who they are, and always supports them, even if he's embarrassed by romantic stuff 

:3!

- doesnt entirely understand it (doesnt understand most of what human‘s fear, just in general)

- “theres no way for you to fall, i dont see what there is to be afraid of”

- he doesnt want them to be afraid, so he does his best to keep them away from high places

- possibily to a ricidulous extent, like not wanting them to climb on stepping stools

-he just really doesnt want them to be afraid xD

hopefully you like it!!!

Sebastian: isnt too happy with the situation, but they get along for the most part

he gets incredibly irritated with how messy and unpolite she is, and hes always telling her to clean up, or not tell people how obnoxious they are

does want the best for her, but he can be a bit aggressive about it

Claude: cannot for the life of him remember ever having a daughter, and has absolutely no idea how to handle it

shes really emotional, and he has no idea how to handle that either. if shes happy, he just goes “okay good”, and if shes sad he just threatens to kill the person who hurt her

isnt even kinda responsible, just sorta lets her do what she wants, and occasionally bails her out

Undertaker: super chill about the whole thing. like “okay, youre here now”

doesnt really mind how serious she is, it just makes him try harder to get her to do silly things

anything she wants to do, he just goes along with. like, she wants to go out by herself? okay. she wants to put up red wallpaper? okay. basically cool with everything

William: would really really prefer if his daughter was more careful

shes very very reckless, and he feels like its his duty to protect her, but its hard when shes always wandering into dangerous places

they get into fights once or twice, but for the most part, they just co exist together

Grell: She’s absolutely over the moon about it. even though her daughter is completely different from her, shes still so happy just to meet her

completely spoils her daughter. buys her everything she ever asks for

tries to bring her daughter out of her shell, and get her to talk to more people. its not always successful, but still

she tries to connect with her daughter as much as she can, she really wants to make up for lost time

(grell would be a good mom guys)

;333

I like your use of :3 my friend

We're just gonna pretend like Undertaker is like,,,,17 or something okie??

And :333333

- he writes them jokes on pieces of parchment and hides them in their books

- sometimes he "helps" them study or work on a potion, by hanging around and trying to make them laugh, like making funny faces or messing with other students (he gets both of them into trouble a lot)

- he's banned from "helping" them with potions, because he's more interested in making potions turn weird colors then what it's supposed to do

- snuck them into the ravenclaw dorms once. It didn't go well

- may or may not have jinxed someone do they'd fail all their final exams for insulting his s/o for being in Slytherin 

yeahhh i swear ive tried xD

Its totally supposed to have links, but every time I try and fix it it breaks more xD

I'll fix it,,, eventuslly

Hello my life is falling apart here's some headcanons

Its stupid short I'm sorry

Idk he just loves cats

- Literally over the moon with happiness when he gets the job

- He gets covered in cat scratches cause he just doesn't care. So, if there's ever a scared or feral cat that's tearing everyone and everything up, he's the first one who gets called

- Adopts like 5 cats cause they're just too cute

- May or may not be the one tracking down people who abandon cats and killing them 

OMG OMG OMF IM SO GLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's really good to hear, I'm glad he liked it :0!!!!

OH FUCK YES

also, sorry for my absense, I got into some nasty, nasty drama with my team leader and blehhhhh but I have returned :0!! So I'll do some more content heavy requests in the next few days, but its 3:30 RN so

Also I threw in some more characters cause why not :0!!

(Also I literally just played doki doki literature club and HOT DAMN)

Agni: Gryffindor/Hufflepuff. I'm a bit undecided with Agni, just because he's loyal and hardworking, all that, but also brave and sticks up for people etc etc. I'd definitely lean more towards Hufflepuff though

Sebastian: Slytherin/Ravenclaw. If I'm being honest, it could really go either way. I think if Sebastian sorted himself, he'd go ravenclaw 

Bard: Gryffindor. Impulsive, brave, confident, sticks up for himself and others, gryffindor, hands down

Vincent: Slytherin. I even think he'd put himself there, tbh.

Hannah: Hufflepuff. Fucking Fight ME on this like. Hannah is nothing but loyal and hardworking, okay. Maybeee slytherin, but her whole arc really is about... Being loyal

Soma: Hufflepuff. Does this really need an explination