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Sesquipedalian Freakout

@dorianbrightmusic / dorianbrightmusic.tumblr.com

Dorian (Dori) | Any/all | Gamer; musician; insomniac | I will never have muscles
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Finally Making a Pinned Post

Pronouns: Any/all

My music: "My Remixes" (YouTube playlist) Most recent upload: "Counting Crimes"

Sideblogs: @suddenfossilfightersheadcanons (sporadically active) and @60inchyugiohheadcanons (currently only using to reblog content – my apologies!)

Hello there – I'm Dorian, and I'm delighted to see you here! I'm a university student in Australia, and I generally post a stream of weird and unexpected content. Most of the stuff here revolves around things I love – Pokémon, Nine Inch Nails, Depeche Mode, other 90s music (Soundgarden, Bjork, AIC), MBTI & the Enneagram – as well as stuff around autism, dyspraxia, and related conditions. I will never have muscles, nor any semblance of spatial sense. I make music in my spare time (and even when I don't have time), and I'm delighted to see you here.

Some collated posts to start you off are below the cut!

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It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

I was 23 before it even occurred to me that not starting with sex ever was an option. The feeling of relief was so great I actually cried. 

You don’t have to if you don’t want to. You can have a fine live without ever having sex, I promise you. 

Also, it’s okay to never date anyone ever. It’s okay to never even try it if you don’t want to. 

I wrote a master’s thesis on intentionally single people, and the number of them that said in various ways, “I didn’t know not dating people was even an option at first” was absolutely tragic. They honestly thought they had no choice and it never occurred to them that opting out was even a possibility available to them.  

People honestly believe these are life experience you are required to have AND THEY ARE NOT.

You can just not have sex. You can just not date people. You can completely by-pass one or both of those things. Neither of those things are required to be healthy, happy, normal, mature, fulfilled, or any of the other bullshit notions that get attached to these things. 

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vang0bus

gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe

the contestants are all vaguely liberal straight people who are desperately uncomfortable with the entire concept

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nonamemanga

Alternative: contestants are all LGBT having a great time with drinks (pineapple soda is the best) and the host is a straight liberal who has to read everything out so we end up with some great pained face gifs.

First question:

[ID: a tweet from mason the gay i'm gay please leave me alone @/mildlymildtv reads, "every time i lose to an lgbt+ player online i immediately go to chickfila and buy a large combo" / end ID]

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chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

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torukun1

soviet union (union union)

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ulanji

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

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If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

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Something feels inherently wrong about seeing a big burly army dude eating gluten free dominos. Like I feel like coeliac disease isn't something they allow in the military??

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i'm sorry but my health psychology class is absolutely wild

so this week's topic is sexual health and sex education. first half of the tutorial was reviewing actual sex education programmes from various schools. one of these was condom couture. that is, being as creative as possible with condoms to make clothes, ornaments, etc.

turns out a bunch of people aged between 18 and 30something are as excitable as 12-year-olds, and as such, we had great fun. someone made a spider. most of us were blowing them up and making balloons, earrings, and the like. one condom balloon deflated and spiralled upward, cartoon-style, till it hit the roof.

during the break, we had to work out just how to get rid of these condom creations, and as such, there were about four of us in the women's bathroom, one of whom was holding a matryoshka condom: that is, a normal, rolled-out one inside a blown-up one inside a huge, larger blown-up one. this was decorated with pipe cleaners, sparkly balls, and googly eyes. it was fairly large. i couldn't see a bin in the bathroom, so was wondering what to do, when i realised there were sanitary disposal units.

'pass it to me,' i said, idiotically, to the bearer of the matryoshka condom.

she did. and, despite her and two other people protesting loudly, i tried, blithely, to stick it in the sanitary bin. it went in, but would not go down. if you lift the lid back up, it's still there. nothing will get into that bin and nothing will get out. one googly eye stares, vacantly, at whoever dares lift the bin lid. next person to go into there is gonna have the jumpscare of their life. i couldn't be more proud

behold the abomination itself

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ryebreadgf

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

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feenyxblue

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

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lynati

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

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socio-logic
“If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and participate in other vigorous outdoor games; if later, during adolescence, the children who have been wearing trousers are urged to “eat like growing boys,” while the children in skirts are warned to watch their weight and not get fat; if the half in jeans runs around in sneakers or boots, while the half in skirts totters about on spike heels, then these two groups of people will be biologically as well as socially different. Their muscles will be different, as will their reflexes, posture, arms, legs and feet, hand-eye coordination, and so on. Similarly, people who spend eight hours a day in an office working at a typewriter or a visual display terminal will be biologically different from those who work on construction jobs. There is no way to sort the biological and social components that produce these differences. We cannot sort nature from nurture when we confront group differences in societies in which people from different races, classes, and sexes do not have equal access to resources and power, and therefore live in different environments. Sex-typed generalizations, such as that men are heavier, taller, or stronger than women, obscure the diversity among women and among men and the extensive overlaps between them… Most women and men fall within the same range of heights, weights, and strengths, three variables that depend a great deal on how we have grown up and live. We all know that first-generation Americans, on average, are taller than their immigrant parents and that men who do physical labor, on average, are stronger than male college professors. But we forget to look for the obvious reasons for differences when confronted with assertions like ‘Men are stronger than women.’ We should be asking: ‘Which men?’ and ‘What do they do?’ There may be biologically based average differences between women and men, but these are interwoven with a host of social differences from which we cannot disentangle them.”

Yes.

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crazy-pages

Here, have a study (x) showing that mothers underestimate their daughter’s physical capacity from as young as 11 months old (though in reality it’s identical to that of their son’s at the same age). And if you think that parents acting on those expectations won’t alter their children’s development, then I have a sloped bridge to sell you.

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