Middle of April. Montana has two genders.
Now that it's been a couple of days, do you have any structured commentary about the Sailor Moon Live, or is it still just (excited screaming)?
CAN SCREAMING FOREVER WORK AS A RESPONSE
That doesn't pass for structure, huh? Fair. Okay well let's spew some word-based vomit all over things. That's The Jet Wolf Way.
Spoilers for the Sailor Moon Super Live 2025 North American (read: JUST U.S. SORRY CANADA YOU'RE A PENGUIN TO US NOW) under the cut.
By which I mean specific production details, because it's the fucking Dark Kingdom plot AGAIN so like how realistically spoiled can you possibly be on that by this point.
My two favourite stories from today. When Midge asked what a protest is, I said something along the lines of "It's where people take a stand to show that they don't like something."
1. "Papa doesn't like snow," Midge said, thus implying that was what Doc was coming out for, and
2. "I don't like independent play time," declaring what SHE would protest.
I sincerely hope she DOES formally protest indy play. I'LL HELP YOU MAKE SIGNS BABY GIRL
Best thing about this is jetty forgetting literally any pose Rei has ever done
Jesus wept kids, I completely lost every drop of knowledge I ever had. Rei Hino? Never met her!
I was trying to catch a glimpse of any of the INNUMERABLE IMAGES of the girls doing their fuckoff pose, but nope! The light glare was wrong! There were people in the way! I'm old and can't fucking see! I eventually just had to go with "Well I'm pissed I can't fucking remember I guess!" and then hope my shame would dissipate.
IT DID NOT
IT WAS NOT ALLOWED
Because for the entire duration of the musical -- I am not exaggerating, the whole fucking thing -- whenever Rei would hit that iconic-yet-not-unforgettable-apparently stance, Holligay would lean over and whisper in my ear, "That's a Rei pose."
EVERY TIME
I love my best friend, she is a fucking asshole and I will punch her in the tit.