One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.
Erin was excited about being on the bands tour bus. It felt like such a dream. But it wasn’t about to stop there…
Loki led her to the back of the bus where there was a small closed off room, the back of the room was filled up by a bed, size wise it was like a double bed. There was a small table at the end and he also had his own toilet just in what was like a cupboard basically.
‘We mostly stay in hotels when available, but this town is too small and we didn’t want to stay in the only hotel in town. Knowing we’d likely get hounded.’ Loki explained.
‘This is cosy though.’ Erin smiled up at him, she had to crane her neck slightly from how close he was to her.
‘Cosy indeed.’ Loki grinned and stroked her cheek with the back of his hand, then his hand slid down and wrapped around her neck as he dipped down to kiss her.
“When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love.”
— Marcus Aurelius
Pepper comes into the common room holding baby Morgan, finding Loki to be the only one in the building. She sighs and puts her in his lap.
Loki looks up surprised but holds Morgan regardless: umm excuse me?
Pepper looking sympathetic: sorry no one else is home and I need a shower. I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate. Also you have to do what I say. I'm in charge.
Loki watches as pepper leaves : I thought stark was in charge.
Pepper not looking back: pfft he wishes. Don't worry I trust you with her.
Loki watches her leave then turns to Morgan and squints his eyes at her: you might have everyone else fooled but you can't fool me. You're not that cute.
Morgan coos and touches Loki's face, then smiles and coos again.
Loki: .....Damn you are that cute, I would die for you.
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Summary: You are a struggling actress, Loki Laufeyson is your agent but your relationship has never been strictly professional with him. You want him but he won't give you what you need, bound by a past and the promises he have to keep he keeps you trapped into a toxic cycle of seduction and denial, but would he allow himself to let his guards down once your past comes back to haunt you both again?
Warning: Ahoy, my toxic but sexy loki is back with a bang, 18+, will contain smut in future chapters, mention of past trauma, slight daddy kink (come on its me), toxic situationship
"Arch your back babe, that's it, you look fucking sexy'" you followed the command and heard the flash going again. Truth to be told you felt exposed, you were shooting for a small time magazine cover, wearing a skimpy little bikini and your photographer Clint couldn't stop giving you instructions.
"We need better shots, Fix her makeup" you took a deep breath as you got a break of five minutes. Your eyes fell upon Loki, he was on a call with someone, the gray t-shirt he had on today made him look super scrumptious. But he was like a forbidden fruit that you never got to consume. He won't let you. He was mean like that.
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.
Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
It’s called the Murder Strut.
IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!
#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17
Love this
Men didnt even move out of a way when I was pushing an old lady in a wheelchair. Thats how much they expect everyone to automathically move.
#glad to see staff doing their part
@harlequin-hangout lol I can’t with him
Hey! I just read Loki's Little Secret and it was good!
I just wanted to tell you however that you've gotten POV a little mixed up. I'm sure you know it means 'Point Of View' which means that when writing it, you would say "I picked up my phone" (for example) rather than "You picked up your phone" as you've been writing.
I just wanted to clear that up for you because other than that, I quite enjoyed the mini series and would like to read your future works as well. You've got a lot of writing potential and assuming English isn't your first language, a really good grasp of it.
Ok, this is the second time someone has sent me an anon suggesting that I don't know what POV mean and that I write decently for someone who doesn't speak English. I'm gonna tackle these separately...
First off... I only speak English so ouch. I'm assuming you didn't mean in a hurtful way but I spend a lot of time trying to grammar and spell check my stuff so not I'm just going to be more paranoid about it then before.
Secondly... POV is point of view, correct but you're thinking it means first or second person. I'm using it to show that this portion of a chapter is going to be written from a certain character's perspective, or their view.
Unless I'm totally wrong (but I don't think I am) and shouldn't use the phrase pov?
I mean . . . I already posted it elsewhere, but it'll go here to. Loki grammar lesson time.
Loki clicked his tongue, appearing out of thin air.
“Now, that’s not very nice, is it?” You spin around, completely shocked. How did this man get into your room?? Not that it mattered. There was no getting him out.
“What-”
“No. Don’t even start.” Loki held up his hand, cutting you off. “My little army puts out content that can take days, weeks, if not months to create, and you felt the need to correct one of them on something that was done correctly.” The god’s eyes are dangerous, and you decide to stay quiet. “Allow me to educate you, as your mortal system seems to have failed to provide you with the basics of your own language's grammar.If you want to write in the first person, you use words like I and me. The character is talking to themselves about their own thoughts and opinions. The second person is written with words like you, yours, and yourself, as it is written about the character without actually being in their head. Like a narrator telling a story about you to you. Are you keeping up? Lastly, third person. Third Person uses he, she, they, it, so on and so forth. Like a narrator telling a story to people who aren’t involved. NONE of these are indicative of point of view. To write from someone’s point of view, you use one of the above perspectives to explain what a specific character is thinking and experiencing.” Loki turns, readying himself to leave. Before he does, he looks back over his shoulder and flashes you a dangerous look. “All of that aside, it is perhaps the rudest and most disrespectful thing I’ve seen to insult and correct my little army about content that they put out for free. If you want to correct people so badly, perhaps you should first learn the intricacies of your own language.” And with that, he vanished, leaving no trace that he’d ever been there.
Yes! This!! ^^^ @harlequin-hangout nails it.
“At the end of the day, you can either focus on what’s tearing you apart or what’s holding you together.”
— Unknown
"At the heart of all great art is an essential melancholy"
- Frederico Garcia Lorca
““So do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to life? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More Compassionate? Deside. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.” Greys Anatomy”
—
“There comes a day when you realize turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there was so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.”
— Zayn Malik
HAIR. Curls. HAIR. Sideburns. HAIR. Face. HAIR. Forearms. HAIR.
eeeep adding even more onto this idea
you’re absolutely no secret to their fans both kate and yelena being very open about their lives and the taboo shit they get up to while on tour i imagine that kate defo has an only fans of which you’re a frequent geust they have a line of merch that’s literally sex toys with their names written on them and while you’re sitting backstage waiting to be used you’re only permitted to have on their nipple pasties one saying kate and the other saying yelena and their purple and yellow thong
a lot of times they like to stick a vibrator in you and call you out for the closing number to just to watch you shake grind yourself on them and humiliate yourself onstage the best part is that none of the fans actually know your name because they only publicly refer to you as “pretty thing” “groupie slut” or other things along those lines
although none of you are or want to be exclusive with everything they are certainly protective of you and if any person in the audience attempts to feel you up or makes you uncomfortable in any way they will have them thrown out but not before making it even kate will say some shit like “i’m sorry sir but she wasn’t tounge deep in your ass a few minutes ago was she”
also some girl making a thirst tweet joking about wanting to drink yelena’s piss and she responds saying “you should just just taste our pretty things mouth after one of the shows”
i’m a whore-🐁
me eating all this delicious fucking content up rn oh my god rockstar kate absoLUTELY HAS AN OF like 100%
i get the idea that kate n yelena don’t let Anyone touch you unless you’re 10000% sure bc they know that ppl will see u three being very Public and get the wrong ideas abt u being just free game but yelena and kate would both literally beat the shit out of anyone who touched u that u didn’t want to touch u
