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Maddest woman

@talkingsperm / talkingsperm.tumblr.com

I exist for spite and spite alone.
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my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

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nightpool

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

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cyle

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

I was sure this was going to be 5 rickrolls, but no, this is both legit and amazing.

Saving.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

I am in love with you /p

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

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adamskiiii

Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!

I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)

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suguruplsr

NEED THAT DICKOLOGY!

fucking your mentor?

geto suguru x fem! virgin reader , v random + pure filthy smut , oral (f) , protected sex ! , overstimulation , folding position , bar restroom scene > car scene , face riding , fingering , hair pulling , choking + spitting n mouth , not proofread + rushed so lmk what i missed ! 🪐

⸝⸝ psychology.. the study of the mind. a beautiful study you’ve always found yourself interested in, along with the long hour videos of interrogations of criminals. so having a mentor for the job you’re aiming for as a criminal psychologist, is very helpful.

like when he takes you out to dinners with large politicians to study their behaviors. not everyone’s a good person, he reminds you.

not everyone’s a good person, when suguru’s looks fucking edible with his dress shirts and slacks, always leaving out a button undone and his beautiful hair draping around him like a water fall. when he looks like a trap you’d love to walk into.

you’d do anything to imprint the image of his stupidly handsome casual+formal look in your mind, the one you love to imagine him wearing when you’re thinking about him taking you on his office desk, so why not take him out for once?

who knew you’d get so lucky..

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POV: Villain is angerly tending to Hero's wounds

Hero couldn't help but wince as Villain dug the tweezers into their wound. "Be gentle, would you?" Hero said with slight venom in their tone.

"No." Villain spoke plainly, their expression neutral, but they were very bad at controlling their body language.

"Why are you mad at me?" Hero questioned, wincing again as Villain pulled a piece of debris out of the wound. Villain put the bloodied tweezers down on the table, grabbing a needle and thread.

"Because you didn't fucking dodge." Villain snapped, beginning to stitch the wound, ignoring Hero's sounds of pain that they would enjoy in any other scenario.

"I didn't anticipate that you'd throw a fucking pole at m- Ow! Gentle!"

"You still didn't dodge."

"Stop rubbing it in! I know- Fuck- Be gentle!" Hero raised their voice as Villain practically stabbed the needle into their skin.

"Not what you were saying last night." Villain teased, their demeanor switching like a lightbulb.

"You confuse me. First, you hate me, now, you're flirting? You make no sense." Hero said with a sigh.

"Exactly why you love me."

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I have decided I want to be a main character written by Ali Hazelwood- smart, PhD-having boss bitch women who have very grandma-core hobbies and end up with the hottest nerds on the planet!! That’s the dream package!!

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promptsblog

"You're all my favourite things about the world concentrated into one person, and nobody else could live up to that. It was unfair of me to ever expect that of him."

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roz-ani

She can freely touch him

and make comments like that?

The shared hatred for that one particular person?

But also the mutual compliments?

Peak friendship if you ask me. They're truly besties ❤️

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seoups
Anonymous asked:

PLEASE MAKE NANAMI BF TEXTS

absolutely!!

nanami bf texts!

// i was rushing this so it’s kinda ass ngl but i tried

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epickiya722

Thinking about how Suguru and Yuji has similarities again and um...

Scenes where they take control of their right limb to restrain the being possessing them while these blue eyed, long lashes having pretty boys look on with blood on their faces.

Oh my gosh, not Suguru and Yuji smiling while they're dying from serious injured and Satoru and Megumi looking on all sad...

...

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kodaiki

highlights! ⇢ reader’s convos are in light mode (gojo's will be in dark mode btw)! ⇢ y/n and her manager have a good relationship; so good, she forgets to act professional sometimes ⇢ maki is y/n's favorite and vice versa (don't tell the rest of the group <3 )

author's note! ⇢ omg the first part (why am i so nervy ive been off tumblr for a year or so) hope y'all enjoy! it picks up soon dw! if this seems familiar to you at all, it's a revamped version of a kpop au i wrote years ago

𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒↳ as a rising star in the tumultuous world of hollywood, you're handed a golden opportunity to boost your career – a fake relationship. what your manager forgot to mention? your leading man is none other than satoru gojo, hollywood's notorious fuckboy. easy? well, not exactly.

PART ONE | NEXT

ʚĭɞ rbs and interaction always appreciated! ʚĭɞ

to join the taglist: leave a comment on the MASTERLIST post of the au. capacity is at 50 users ! currently 24/50
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luv4nanamii

jjk men reacting to you saying "I hate you" as a joke!!

ft. satoru, suguru, inumaki, nanami, itadori, yuta & megumi !

enjoy ;)

this took so long OMFG pls send in ur reqs if you have any!!

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emmyrosee

gn but make it ✨lipgloss✨

Your lipgloss smells like dessert.

There’s a certain sweetness to the formula that makes the product smell like cake, with a hint of lemon sugar and frosting, and it makes you want to lick your lips often from the way it smells under your nose.

You find yourself often licking the product clean from your pout, only to apply more a few minutes later while you subconsciously lap up the shine tinting your lips.

Getting ready to go out now, you still find yourself snacking on the lipgloss

“I like that shade,” Megumi says, running a palm through his hair. “Compliments your undertone.”

You snort, “thanks Romeo.” You cap the lipgloss off and find yourself soon there after licking your lips, you hum and open it again and move to apply some more. “Who’s teaching you about undertones? Who’s telling you these things?”

He rolls his eyes, “I pay attention when you talk, you know. I don’t tune you out.”

“Fair,” you giggle. You find yourself licking your lips again, and he quirks a brow.

“You hungry or something?”

“No, it’s just…” You extend the tube out to him, starting to twist off the cap, “here, smell my lipgloss,” You say, furrowing your brows.

There’s not a god watching over you that could’ve prepared you for Megumi to lean down so close to your face, and take a whiff in.

He leans down to sniff your lips.

Your cut off by the action of the Fushiguro Megumi leaning down to sniff the plushness of your lips, the heat of his face bouncing back to yours, before pulling back with a shrug, “smells like lemon loaf.”

“…”

“What?” He asks.

“You just. Like. Sniffed my lips?” You begin, not able to fight the smirk off your face. “Like. No hesitation? No thought?”

“You told me to smell your lipgloss,” he defends, but he does smile softly at his own actions. “I was just being an obedient boyfriend.”

This causes you to laugh at his continued nonchalance, wrapping your arms around him and burying your face in his chest, “you’re stupid.”

You’re stupid,” he says back, wrapping his own arms around you. You squeeze him softly before looking back up at him, only ducking away when he makes a move to playfully pinch your lip. “It is a pretty gloss though.”

“Yeah,” you agree. Then, you grin and wiggle your eyebrows, “wanna taste it?”

“You’re feral,” he sighs, but when you pucker your lips out to kiss, he leans down and gives you one happily, a large hand coming up to gently grip your chin and hold you steady. The act has you mewling softly against him, arms tossing around his neck.

When he moves to pull away, you trail the kisses down his chin and neck, leaving sheen kiss marks in your wake. You hear him hum, “does taste like lemon loaf.”

“RIGHT?!”

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