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Reblogged canadian-kazoo-god
no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
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Reblogged icedlemon
for some reason the actual graph is much funnier to me
Reblogged turretangel
Reblogged hell-in-a-handbasket1
Twitter ads work cuz there are a lot of boomers on Twitter and they'll buy Oreos or capitol one or whatever.
They don't work here cuz no one here likes corporations plus the ads we have aren't so much selling us things as trying to confuse and entrap us in the strange fae realm where they reside.
Examples:
What am I being sold?
Nothing.
Except perhaps a world so different from my own that to simply gaze upon it would inspire an unalterable and incomprehensible metamorphosis of my brain, and I could never return home with it intact.
Reblogged wizardlizardinhislair
yeah? yeah tumblr? do i seem interested in the twin towers fat fucking tits??? is that what i seem interested in?????
Tumblr user gandalfsbignaturals seems confused why tumblr would assume they're interested in fat tits photoshopped onto things, more at 11
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Literally nothing is more of a high-stakes gamble than using a pencil eraser. Is it gonna erase your mistake properly? Or is it gonna smear the mistake all over the page, insult you and your ancestors, frame you for a murder you didn't commit, out you to your homophobic relatives, hack your Twitter and post racial slurs, make you bite the inside of your cheek really hard, kill you when you least expec
Why did you dm a list of 150 homophobic slurs?
