an observation on how tumblr talks about shows

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The girls are exeeerrrcising

don't hide your tags bestie this is so cute

girl chill there’s literally all kinds of everything everywhere

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day. 🎶

Sir Hiss

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.

Fucking what?!

Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.

I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OH MY GOD

why did nothing in those kits ever SAY that

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

Source

Source

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

This is a lie I’m going to tell a small child one day

My mom accidentally joined a grieving support group (long story, she's not grieving tho) and she's missing it this week while visiting me and she's VERY concerned that Lorraine, who very kindly offered to bring a baked good like mom usually would, will NOT bring the correct kind of dessert, she says citrus tarts aren't "griefy" enough