Oh Shit…

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

And yet he couldn't see the punchline coming.

Eagle: I can do jokes. it's all in the de-livery.

this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

ooh, good choices, but I'm having trouble concentrating enough to decide because this bird will *not* leave me alone

A pike jumped out of the water likely chasing prey and got stuck in a branch and died. Now, a bird has made a nest in its mouth. One of the most interesting things I’ve seen.

bird wife to her bird husband: honey, this place is perfect

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024) - Alan Ritchson as Anders Lassen

Columbia student flashes the peace sign after being beaten by riot police at an antiwar demonstration, April 1968

via reddit

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

I have an interview today in a couple hours, how did the algorithm know I needed this

Btw when they ask if you have questions some actual good options are stuff like “what’s a typical day like in this role” or “is this job open because someone is leaving or is this a new position”

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

[“Soften your forehead, unclench your jaw, relax your shoulders. This is a reminder to stop holding tension in your body.”]

this burger i just cooked for dinner is the most burger looking burger ive ever made. this is the standard burger shape . this thing looks like a krabby patty

love the difference in responses between here and twitter. on twitter i am being insulted for enjoying tomato on my burger and not completely melting the cheese into dairy based lava, meanwhile here everyone is sharing the joy of the perfectly shaped burger. you all understand me

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.