(distorted over super market intercom:) you should feel viscerally violated by the unstoppable corporate encroachments on your attention span, by the fact that you startle like a trained animal at every notification, both overstimulated and bored, lethargic and j (ear-splitting noises of struggle over the microphone) jumpy, waiting for the nex (i am audibly being dragged away) the NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A (you now hear me shouting from the super market doors instead of the intercom, as two guards haul me away by the arm pits) AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE.
not now, im noticing the pattern
the dirks are loose. i'm sorry you had to find out this way.
Everything I’ve ever produced is sensible.
Oh, Pillsbury Doughboy? Haven’t you heard? He has been *baked* like the dough he always was. Haha! Just kidding, the Pillsbury Doughboy is alive and swell and carrying the Kingsley name forward! Call him the Kingsley Doughboy from now on, my loyal customers.
Regards, Dirk
elie saab | fall 2020
im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast
so santa’s wife is home alone tomorrow?
*puts my cigarettes out on you*
*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*
oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…
*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*
vampires think they're using hypnosis on me but really i'm just doing whatever they want anyway because they're hot "you will turn your head and expose your neck" sure lol then what
Vivienne Tam, Spring 2021
Joseba Eskubi (Spanish, b. 1967, Bilbao, Spain) - Insomnia, 2011 Paintings: Mixed Media
the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty