Band Trash 💚

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

Y'ever think about what absolute mad decadence we live in that "vanilla" means "plain"

Anytime someone says 'it's just vanilla ice cream' I have to restrain myself from saying, "ah yes, the flavor produced by the seeds of a tropical orchid, a flower which blossoms for a single day before dying, the second most expense spice in the world. Just that."

Historically, the spices I have in my cabinet are an embarrassment of riches. I have there a large container of whole black peppercorns which I grate fresh over my food. Multiple containers of cinnamon because I forgot I already had some. Ginger, cardamom, red pepper flakes, whole cloves and ground, nutmeg and turmeric. Kings and emperors have not eaten food so well spiced.

I have vanilla ice cream in my freezer (cold! frozen! when the rich would pay fortunes to send for ice from mountains to chill fruit in the summers). I am going to put on my silk robe, fix myself a bowl, and feast.

Love how every so often in Britain they find an old WW2 bomb in the ground and instead of like defusing it they just fucking blow it up ejahfjf

full thread

how to disarm Boston Dynamics drone dog

The golden boy singer songwrier football star chose the army

With Great Power Comes Great CGI

This is my new favorite post. All our favorite heroes are just dorks in pajamas pretending to fly by jumping off of things.

I can’t not reblog this! 😂

Run and try to look majestic.  If you trip, walk it off.

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

I’m soo proud!

No bitch 

That’s nice but the post was by a bi person upset at bisexual erasure

Not to mention the exclusion of so many het relationships with trans people but that’s besides the point.

Let bi/pan/poly people have their relationships represented too, regardless of if they’re hetero.

 Even if you aren’t Bi, or Pan, or Trans, or Ace. You should be able to ship what you want. I’m a lesbian, and If i think a man and a woman are cute together? So be it. I don’t have to prove im a ‘good’ lesbian by only shipping pure, wholesome, 100% same sex ships

I actually got in fights with a now ex-friend over this. Because apparently shipping m/f couples is being a bigot

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

4 horsemen of the apocalypse

4 tennants of my religion

This is everything.

This is so very important

au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

#alternatively: au where jet never finds out iroh and zuko are fire nation #(and he doesn’t maybe-probably die) #but then jet runs into the gaang post-canon #aang/katara/sokka are ready to throw down with jet #and jet is pissed off at them too #AND THEN he sees zuko #in full crimson gold-edged attired #maybe he’s even wearing the five-pronged crown and everything #toph has no idea what tf is going on but she is living for this drama #jet: ‘LEE?’ #toph (having a fucking blast): ‘hey that’s FIRE LORD LEE to you buddy’ #‘show some respect’ #zuko: [sweats nervously] #avatar #atla (tags by @captainkirkk)

Y’all.... this is not good.. #freebritney

For anyone wondering what’s happening: For 12 years, Britney Spears has been under a conservatorship wherein her father and a lawyer have been granted full legal authority over her life and assets. The status is arranged for individuals deemed unable to feed and clothe themselves, and was implemented in Ms. Spears’s case after a mental health crisis in 2008.

The situation has returned to the spotlight because the conservatorship was recently extended, and because Kanye West’s presidential campaign announcement has brought the situation into contrast with his mental health history, as West was institutionalized over psychological issues in 2016.

Many argue that the conservatorship is abusive and unnecessary, as Spears has demonstrated full mental faculty in the decade since her guardians were appointed, and see a double standard between her continued conservatee status, 12 years after her mental health episodes, and West’s presidential bid after just 4.

Hahahaha - never too late for pride memes btw

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

Why

feel like im hot enough to pull it off