Nothing on tiktok is this funny
Back when you had six seconds to be creative af with minimal editing
i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
This is better than any Marvel movie I have ever seen
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
ratratratratrat
Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.
Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.
Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.
"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.
Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.
Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house
They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it
BLACK SAILS, XXXVII
I love how Lan Zhan brings Wei Ying everywhere with him and then just, like, never introduces him to anybody ever.
Just shows up at Huaisang’s crib, pulls out a chair for Wei Ying, brings him some of Huaisang’s wine. “Who’s this?” / “mn.” Leaves Wei Ying in charge of the juniors in Yi City. No comment. Shows up at Jin Guangyao’s fancy invite only banquet.
“W..watcha got there Hanguang-Jun?”
He really is [that smoothie meme].
#100% of everyone who is not Jin Ling knows it too#because lwj only ever had one friend#if he’d showed up with an ACTUAL OSTRICH the other characters would have been like ‘wow wei ying has really changed’#the untamed#mdzs#cql @hailaphroditereblogged
A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️
this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in...i could watch videos of this practical joke all day
Jeff Satur - Dum Dum (Unchained Live Version)
my favorite thing abt the merlin fandom is when it randomly trends and everyone is like “huh? what’s going on” and the merlin fandom is just: oh we collectively all remembered how much we love merlin and decided to post about it
She is not living rent free
I’ve only got three possible reactions to watching a TOS episode:
“I can’t believe this aired” (the worst plot you’ve ever seen on tv)
“I can’t believe this aired” (a piece of media so beyond its time and still relevant to today’s discussions, that I’m surprised it didn’t got censored at the time it went on air)
“I can’t believe this aired” (gay as fuck)
he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow