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Graweedy Falls
literally have had this queued for a year
In honor of the holiday
Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?
This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny
The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED
Positive vibes!!!!!
These always always always work.
that’s all there is to it!
I'm pretty sure my start of furry-ness was Pokémon. :|
when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first
- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit
Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain
God what a mood
“- everyone’s gay“
randomly receives educational motivation-boost
The end…
That was savage
O B L I T E R A T E D
E V A P O R A T E D
@ihavewaytoomanyproblems hehe maybe you remember c:
This family’s boat ride turned into a dramatic whale rescue — and the whale spent an hour thanking them in the best way!
I’m not crying!!!
You’re crying!!!
i’m chaotic oldest child
This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr
Are you going?
these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!
and look what he said
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
Is this foreal?
Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
Best one of them all
