i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

@pro-gay

time to break out my

juit

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

@txepvi @seyrii

This is junforgivable

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

JEATS

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

Honestly, I’d fucking wear those jlothes

I’m dying-

@demolition-platonic-buddies

i have found it. the most beautiful post ever made. 

Arrested for crimes against jeans

oh man guess i’m gonna be in some

jandcuffs then :/

It’s what you Jeserve

This totally isn’t what my jloset looks like-

jessica please stop sending me these

@baphomet-official

@baphomet-official

Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.

Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.

“I can only do 44” hahaha omg I can’t even do one.

yes good

I was always frustrated how my P.E. teachers wanted all of us to go “all-or-none” and basically hurt ourselves without letting us build up from square-one like in the first gif.  Then they’d fuckin yell at us for not doing it right >:|

Knee-pushups is not square-one.

When I got my first personal trainer, she had me doing push ups almost standing upright in the weight lifting bars so that I could do 15 reps and 3 sets of them. It’s more about the technique of the push up, and if you’re pushing too much weight, you can’t exersize the correct muscles within their tolerances. This post is pretty important tto know cause of that.

I was introduced to the knee push-up last year and it was such a fucking game changer. I had NO idea it was possible to work those same muscles just with a slight variation in position. 

I wanna just verify that these are excellent for building strength, both as someone who took weights class in high school with a good teacher, and as someone who’s had a lifetime of physical therapy (not for my arms specifically, but I’ve spent a lot of time in sports medicine centers). And again, if the vertical one in the first gif is difficult, you don’t even have to lean into it like that. Start standing, and only lean as much as it takes you to lower towards the wall.

And remember, many exercises can be modified in this way! I did an image search for “modified pull up” and got exactly what I was looking for right away, which is this:

Doing pull ups on a lower bar, or from the straps with handles that gyms sometimes have (called the TRX - they can also be used to support yourself during squats and some balance exercises) is a lot easier than jumping straight into vertical pullups, and lets you build up that muscle with exercises that are still comfortable and safe for you, so you can do more sets of more reps.

As a general rule, always start with lower-strain exercises and practice good form before you work your way up. You don’t want to have to unlearn bad habits that could lead to injury later as the difficulty increases.

@imfemalewarrior I’m assuming you’ve seen this post but in case you haven’t—it seems like your kind of thing

Here are push up and pull up progressions! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

Because I have serious issues with core strength and cannot do a sit up or a crunch without using muscles I shouldn’t and hurting myself, I looked up core exercises for beginners (because modified sit ups just have me ways to make it harder), and here’s what I found.

All from here, which also includes sit ups with the idea that you start up and don’t go all the way down.

This stuff on the bottom is some of the stuff I do for physical therapy, can vouch for it

I will never not reblog this little cutie

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

^thats the original

I have been here, multiple times!  By referring to the order as a “Little Rosa”, you don’t have to make as big a deal out of the fact that you’re seeking help.

And believe it or not, it gets better. Rosa’s also gives out sweatshirts to the homeless (or sells them to the general public) that has information on local soup kitchens and even computer training in the area, on an insert sewn inside the sweatshirt.

(Details)

Reblogged again for these excellent details.

Also you can buy slices for the homeless through their online store, from anywhere, not just PA!

here is the link for anyone who wants to buy slices for the homeless

thank you for the comment about buying online! I am in canada but would love to help

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

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*softly whispers* the rainbow connection

I don’t know where the portal leads but I want to go

Guys, I just...don't know what to do right now. I'm to the point where I don't know if I'm strong enough to live any more. My friend suggested I do one of the notes posts where you live as many days as you get notes, so here we are.

NOTES PLEASE

Don't usually reblog this kind of post but this one only has 37 notes so please y'all boost this

@thehugwizard boost please

BOOST

*chants* boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost

@one-note-for-one-day @one-note-one-day

Tumblr did not let me continue making coments past note number 72 so im gonna write 73 here and call it a night (for now) "if you ever feel inadecuate or like a failure because you cant get your shit together dont worry too much, there are many people older than you who just recently got their footing"

Guys, I just...don't know what to do right now. I'm to the point where I don't know if I'm strong enough to live any more. My friend suggested I do one of the notes posts where you live as many days as you get notes, so here we are.

NOTES PLEASE

Don't usually reblog this kind of post but this one only has 37 notes so please y'all boost this

@thehugwizard boost please

BOOST

*chants* boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost boost

@one-note-for-one-day @one-note-one-day

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

copyrighting neon dream as we speak

meat men?!

i hate that!!!!😂🤣😂🤣

girl lungs 😃

@extremelyyydorky i’ll trade you!

Shit etc.

Goth Jr.

Spit dream...

Weed!

Idiot week

Shit Pet

Girl pit.

Why do I always get the worst ones with these-

Girl!

Uhhhhh...

Local jock!

Beach week

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

Hello fishy my old friend~

Come on Roger, give me luck

“Yes.”

[AO3] 

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It was difficult for photographers to gain attention, especially in the modern world where everyone has the capability to snap a quick picture of whatever they’d like, at any moment. There are few photographs out there that gain enough attention to be instantly recognizable on-sight, much less the photographers themselves. 

Even if a photographer does manage to get lucky enough to snap a photo that captures the interest of the masses, their name is easily overlooked. Outright ignored, really. 

It’s a sad reality for many who are passionate about their work, but for Adrien, it’s exactly the kind of reason that would lead him to pursuing it.

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