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Heidelberg lol

DELINQUENT- JAEMIN X Y/N SOCIAL MEDIA AU {47}

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social media!au jaemin!au nct!au

pairing: jaemin x reader

genre: boarding school!au badboy!au fluff smut angst

warnings: drinking, smoking

summary: when your boarding school is forced to close, you and your friends move to the next nearest boarding school, neo high. you’re full of nerves as you enter the school. will your roommate be nice? your classmates? the teachers? but what happens when the only other person with a single room, situated beside yours, is the boy you can only describe as a delinquent that knocked all your books on the floor after running into you in the hallway?

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tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

this is how ik I can trust haechan

4.8k, blood, guns, near death experience, gunshot wound

“Man overboard!”

    Mingi wasted no time getting some rope around his waist and tying it tightly before diving into the water. The others were quick to act as well, grabbing onto Mingi’s life line, steering the ship to avoid hitting their crew mate, another watching him with the telescope and seeing what he was swimming after. A body was floating not too far from their ship, and Mingi was determined to help them, if he could.

    When he reached the body he quickly pulled them close, checking for a pulse. He was relieved to find one, and took a moment to take in their face, seeing he had a girl in his arms. He waved out to the ship, the rope around his waist being tugged on gently as he did his best to return to the ship without losing his cargo. Two others had come down in the life boat, helping get the girl and Mingi onboard, getting back up to the main deck.

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‘am i Having A Brain Problem or Being a Shithead’: a short procrastination checklist

aka why tf am i procrastinating on The Thing (more like a flowchart, actually)

lots of people who have executive function difficulties worry about whether they’re procrastinating on a task out of laziness/simply wanting to be a jerk or mental struggles. this checklist might help you figure out which it is at any given time! (hint: it’s almost never laziness or being a jerk.) (obligatory disclaimer: this is just what works for me! something different might work better for you.)

1) do I honestly intend to start the task despite my lack of success?

2) am I fed, watered, well-rested, medicated properly, etc?

3) does the idea of starting the task make me feel scared or anxious?

4) do I know how to start the task?

5) do I have everything I need to start the task?

6) why am i having a hard time switching from my current task to this new task?

7) have I already procrastinated so badly that I now cannot finish the task in time?

reality check: having part of a thing done is almost always better than none of a thing done. if I can get an extension, having part of it done will help me keep from stalling out until the extension deadline. i’ll feel better if I at least try to finish it.

reality check: if i’m having fun doing what I’m doing, I can keep doing it, but I should probably set a timer & ask someone to check on me to make sure I start doing the task later today.

8) I’ve completed the checklist and still don’t know what’s wrong!

hope this helps some of you! YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE DON’T GIVE UP ON YOU

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

I don’t even know what to say…

i drink iced tea every day >:)

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

World War Tea Situation

This post is a relic

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

I think it will add to this post to inform you that I’ve eaten tea leaves before

I can barely stand hot drinks 🧍‍♀️

Also pretty sure England never owned a lot they just stole it 💀

We might’ve stolen it but at least we don’t drink it cold like some kind of savage 😭

oh shit bratwurst actually made me laugh ;-; 

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????

magic spell

I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”

everyone in the notes either has allergies or is a whore

make that 100 times

I would simply die...

we havent seen 21 year old hyunjin haha pain

quick survey pls reblog and put in the tags ur ateez bias and how many cups of coffee u drink a day