i tried to listen to it while vacuuming and it was too funny to vacuum. i kept stopping and laughing. (now vacuum isnt even a word anymore) so instead i made a meme ig.

IM BACK AGAIN

Listen here you braindead monkeys

Distractible is on Spotify and is waiting for your love

Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :) 

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes

currently sobbing

STAAAAAAAP

UR GONNA MAKE ME CRYYYYYYYYY 1🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰

I love these

Wholesome. Everyone needs these at some point in their life. Here is it. Your sign you are loved and mean a lot to someone out there.

6,509 PEOPLE FOUND THIS HELPFUL

the best part is they don’t even SELL these any more and haven’t for 5 YEARS

Cat Behavior

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

All dogs should come with a soundtrack

the public has spoken

V For Vendetta (2005)

Director: James McTeigue

Director of Photography: Adrian Biddle

Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1

v for vendetta is a film with a female protagonist that criticises capitalism, condemns pedophilia, encourages the viewers to question their governments, has a central plot about how LGBT people are condemned in right wing societies (more than three LGBT characters are in it) and was directed by a transwoman and her brother.

why has this become a fuckboy classic

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

i think if nothing else this is proof that the police are scared of the country seeing how peaceful autonomous zones like seattle are without police

“heh if you guys hate the police so much i’d like to see you guys live without us there to help you!!!”

“wait hold on”

...Isn’t this basically an act of war?

Yes. And this is what any Socialist, Communist, Anarchist, whatever type of meaningful threat to Capital should expect

The ultimate question, as it has always been, is if they can defend their autonomy

Update from the capitol hill autonomous zone in Seattle.

fluffy mosses and mossy stones

zen garden sand found in discord group from reddit