hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!

okay, 

what did fred say

fred says Fuck

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

do you ever daydream about being able to make rent on time bc i do

i showed this to my friend and she, blank faced, turned away and said “this is why no one likes you”

rosie how dare you blog this where i could see it.

that’s it. there’s nothing that will ever be funnier than this tweet and reply,,

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

perfect (bisexual)

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

I always think it’s weird when people are embarrassed by baby pictures 

being all oh no my mom’s bringing out my baby pics this is the worst 

but I’m like I peaked as a baby. that was my cutest self. I’m never gonna top that let’s only look at baby pictures for the rest of my life please

i was cleaning out old junk from my room because i’m moving and i found this old flyer from one on twenty one pilots’ first tour with fueled by ramen. look at all them bar shows

My 5 year old niece has just started to learn about death, she said to my dad “you’re gonna die before me” and he said “not necessarily… you could get hit by a bus” and she stopped for a moment and said “no… I’m very careful”

creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

i hate when personality tests ask questions like “how would other people describe you” listen bix i already agonize over this at every moment of my waking life and i dont need u bringing it up in this my area of escapism

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

girls don’t want boys, girls want doctor who to return to its former glory

THE BBC HAS GIVEN THE GIRLS WHAT THEY WANT