when a str8 asks me if i like basketball

SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE

unstoppable force vs immovable object

wild card

I need an explanation.

I mean its pretty self-explanatory

the headers on the beach boys wiki make them sound like a small troubled nation 

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

Y'all, do NOT go partying with people that dont care about you. I dont care how fun or lit they are. If you get fucking alcohol poisoning, these people will NOT be here for you. They will leave you for dead. If you’re lucky, they will call the police and leave you out there. I firsthand witnessed two girls leave their friend, who was passed out unconscious and NOT waking up, in someone’s dorm. As they walked away, theyv laughed about how “she didn’t know her limits” and “we are never drinking with her again. She got us in trouble.” Shit is real out here and these people do NOT care bruh!!!!!

Don’t try drugs for the first time with people who don’t care about you either.

PSA

(via paaledale)

Yes!

Maybe

James Hetfield on Paradiso, Amsterdam NL - 7.12.1984

@cannibalcatx tagged me to post a selfie. I guess this works as a good proof of existence. I tag you and @mothersworry and @dialmformike post a selfie if you like?

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!