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Blue Diamond Phillips.
Anonymous asked:
Does that kind of doll come in a different body? Yours looks cute but i wonder about buying one that is more similar to her in game curvy figure.
Yes, she’s what’s called a Ball Jointed Doll. The clothing was custom but the dolls come in a variety of shapes and sizes, happy hunting!
After a long time in progress, I’m pleased to finally present my 2B.
Costume by @zevodactyl
Photos by @middeh
I GOT TO USE PRISMAS.
Wuthering Heights, watercolor version
I guess I did a thing.
Ambrose is seven years old today~!
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Proper punctuation is everything, people.
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so at the bar in which I work, there’s an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with ‘doorman’, which has led to me befriending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan.
now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the absolute love of my life. I don’t care that he’s a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they’re simply referred to as ‘a character’? that’s Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let’s describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scandinavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
that’s Doorman Dan.
since meeting him last year, I’ve discovered:
- he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said ‘shit happens’ on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM
- he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was completely unaware they had broken up until he wished her a happy Christmas and she responded with ‘what the fuck Dan’
- accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours
- he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off
- he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for ‘mystery adventures’, one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops
- he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: “I’ll know when I meet him.”
- he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him
- his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. “I don’t even know if I’m invited, truth be told.”
- when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn’t want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they’d like a snack
- he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman’s Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he’s patrolling the bar
I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
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reblog if you, like me, cannot believe my wife didn’t want this in our apartment
onion, how could you object to such a fine piece of art?!
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If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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Coming out of hiatus to introduce my new doll, Alex.
She’s a Mystic Kids Eileen.