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28, Texas, USA, mixed bag but predominantly Latina and Welsh. An ADHD writer, atmospheric scientist, programmer, and general loose cannon. What you'll find here: Stuff, mostly. I veer towards Star Wars, Dragon Age, and Mass Effect as well as some other stuff and bad puns are everywhere. Please feel free to message me in a DM if you need me to tag anything! Tagging on mobile is a bitch but I will happily make the effort for anyone who needs it.
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This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

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Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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paperjoshi

"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

the headboard is the stern

Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I'm sure there's some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

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roach-works

i spent too long on this and regret nothing

Nor should you, this is glorious

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

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