literally my favorite type of tweet

MK1 Scorpion vs Sub Zero leaked footage

I think he would look good with syringe heels idk shdjshh

✨️Tarkle on, it's Tuesday! Don't forget to kill the iron golem in 5 hits, then slip off some rafters and die✨️

god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

Imagine if a hog saw this

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

my dog describing the amazon delivery guy

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

no......... i shant say.......................

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

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Jin Kazama

This prison holds two of the most notorious cop killing dragons…. William and Cousin Chris.

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.